Amphibology

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Amphibology (from the Greek ἀμφιβολία, amphibolia) is a phrase or sentence that is grammatically ambiguous, such as she sees more of her children than her husband.

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A sentence or phrase (as “nothing is good enough for you”) that can be interpreted in more than one way.
Angela
Amphibology is syntactic ambiguity.
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Syntactic ambiguity arises not from the range of meanings of single words, but from the relationship between the words and clauses of a sentence, and the sentence structure implied thereby.   Thus, puns, being plays on single words, don’t really belong to the category amphibol0gy, but I will make free use of them below.
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When a reader can reasonably interpret the same sentence as having more than one possible structure, the text meets the definition of amphibology.
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In legal disputes, courts may be asked to interpret the meaning of syntactic ambiguities in statutes or contracts. In some instances, arguments asserting highly unlikely interpretations have been deemed frivolous.
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A globally ambiguous sentence is one that has at least two distinct interpretations. After one has read the entire sentence, the ambiguity is still present.
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Rereading the sentence does not resolve the ambiguity. Global ambiguities are often unnoticed because the reader tends to choose the meaning he or she understands to be more probable.
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“The woman played with the baby in the gray shirt.” In this example, the baby could be wearing the gray shirt or the woman could be wearing the gray shirt.
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The duke yet lives that Henry shall depose. — Henry VI (1.4.30), Shakespeare
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This sentence could be taken to mean that Henry will depose the duke, or that the duke will depose Henry.
Billie
Eduardum occidere nolite timere bonum est. — Edward II, Marlowe.
Biloxi Elise
Isabella of France and Roger Mortimer, 1st Earl of March, famously plotted to murder Edward II in such a way as not to draw blame on themselves, sending a famous order in Latin which, depending on where the comma was inserted, could mean either “Do not be afraid to kill Edward; it is good” or “Do not kill Edward; it is good to fear.”
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I’m glad I’m a man, and so is Lola. — Lola, Ray Davies
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SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
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John saw the man on the mountain with a telescope.
Cara
Eat every carrot and pea on your plate.         (Actually this is amphibology and punning, which is a slightly different matter.)
Carolyn
Flying saucers can be dangerous.
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Whiskey running is risky.
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IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
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Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles.
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Fifty Yards to the Outhouse by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont.
Cherie
Tiger’s Revenge by Claude Balls
Clark
Hole In The Mattress by Mr. Completely
Colleen
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely
Column Elise
Are these amphibologies?   No. They are jokes I remember from the third grade.
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Amphibologies are often difficult, if not impossible, to translate.  Here is one that works in Spanish and English.  I bought a book called ‘Learn to speak English in 15 steps.’ I have walked 3 blocks and nothing!  Swindlers!
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That one works in both languages.   Estafador!
Dale
If one combines the words ‘to write-while-not-writing’: for then it means, that he has the power to write and not to write at once; whereas if one does not combine them, it means that when he is not writing he has the power to write.       — Aristotle, Sophistical refutations, Book I, Part 4
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REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
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Farmer Bill Dies in House
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Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms
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Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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Infant Pulled from Wrecked Car Involved in Short Police Pursuit
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French push bottles up German rear
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Or, this one:     Eighth Army Push Bottles Up Germans
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British left waffles on Falklands
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Stolen painting found by tree
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Little Hope Given Brain-Damaged Man
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Somali Tied to Militants Held on U.S. Ship for Months
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I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.      Julius Marx
Escher
The peasants are revolting.
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A nurse complains:  He had two bowel movements on  me last night.
Gabrielle
Don’t Get Mad. Get Glad.
Gladys
The woman with the dog that had the parasol was brown.
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The stress accent is on the third syllable  am phi BO lo gy.      [ˌæmfɪˈbɒlədʒɪ]
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Save rags and waste paper
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SHOT OFF WOMAN’S LEG HELPS NICKLAUS TO 66

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They are flying planes.
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Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors.
Heather
Teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to drive. It’s getting too dangerous on the streets.
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Giving it to the public in the same location for over forty years.
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2 Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter
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chiara
Used cars for sale: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
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Down through the flaming annals of history.
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Eat our curry, you won’t get better!
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Throw mama from the train a kiss.
Jena
From the psychiatrist’s record at Saint Francis Memorial Hospital :  Patient was found lying naked in bed with a sitter.
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“For goddes speken in amphibologies, And for o soth, they tellen twenty lyes.”     (Chaucer Troylus iv. 1406)
Jenefer
Such ambiguous termes they call Amphibologia, we call it the ambiguous, or figure of sence incertaine.     (Puttenham Eng. Poesie)
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Late Middle English: from Old French amphibologie, from late Latin amphibologia, from Latin amphibolia, from Greek amphibolos ’ambiguous.’
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Amphi’bolic or amphiboly
johan
Reading a book while growing mushrooms would be two ways of promoting life.  So, what would be the word for this, Amphibia?  Amphipharmikon?
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Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
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In Athens men learn’d […] to resolve a sophisticall argument, and to confound the imposture and amphibologie of words, captiously enterlaced together […].  1603, John Florio, translating Michel de Montaigne, Essays, Folio Society 2006, vol. 1 p. 133
Julie
Dog for sale. Will eat anything. Especially fond of children.
karen
 Amphibology:  14th Century: from Late Latin amphibologia, ultimately from Greek amphibolos ambiguous
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At our drugstore, we dispense with accuracy!
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Professor to student, on receiving a fifty-page term paper:     “I shall waste no time reading it.” (Often attributed to Disraeli.)
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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No food is better than our food.
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Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
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Does anyone else think that this guy looks like a Zombie?  He looks patched together from human parts.  They left out the heart.
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Child’s Stool Great for Use in Garden.
Laura
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Laurel
We must reduce our volume to the simple evangelists, select, even from them, the very words only of Jesus, paring off the amphibologisms into which they have been led, by forgetting often, or not understanding, what had fallen from him, by giving their own misconceptions as his dicta, and expressing unintelligibly for others what they had not understood themselves.      Thomas Jefferson
Lauren Wood
Faith, here’s an equivocator, that could swear in both the scales against either scale; who committed treason enough for God’s sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven. Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3
Lauren
Some synomyms:  prevarication, ambiguity, casuistry, dissimulation, duplicity, misrepresentation, sophistry, speciousness, tergiversation, song and dance.
Leah
The anthropologists went to a remote area and took photographs of some native women, but they weren’t developed.
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Man drills eighteen holes in his head and lives.   (About a man who died after drilling nineteen holes in his head)
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Chick accuses male colleagues of sexism.
Lillian
Rangers get whiff of Colon
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Ford, Reagan neck in presidential primary
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Student excited Dad got head job.
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Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
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Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference
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Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Louis
A-Rod goes deep,  Wang hurt
Lynn and Narada
Porn star sues over rear-end collision
Lynn
Crack found in man’s buttocks
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Girls’ schools still offering ‘something special’… head
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12 On Their Way To Cruise Among Dead In Plane Crash
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Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances
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Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison.
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Condom truck tips, spills load
Martina
Deer with big rack female it turns out
Mel
City unsure why the sewer smells
Melodye
Weiner Exposed
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17 remain dead in morgue  Shooting Spree
Michelle
Puerto Rican teen named mistress of the Universe
Michelle and Jack
Local child wins gun from fundraiser
Mike
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
Mindy
Keegan fills Schmeichel’s gap with Seaman
Mona
Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar.
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China Ferrari sex orgy death crash
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German throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers then flees on bulldozer
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Jellyfish apocalypse not coming
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Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney
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Mayor Parris to homeless:  Go home
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Missippi’s literacy program shows improvement
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Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking
Peter
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
Phil and Glaucia
Alton attorney accidentally sues himself
Pilori
Man eats underwear to beat Breathalyzer
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State prisons to replace Easy-Open locks
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Best Man left bleeding after being hit in head by flying dildo
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Pigs die as houses are blown down
Rain Elise
Being Bullied?  Just act less gay, advise teachers
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SHE THOUGHT CYCLIST WAS A TREE BRANCH
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Shakira Attacked By Sea Lion:   Blackberry Mistaken For Fish
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I bottle-fed my children, but I breastfeed my pug dog
Rich
Clothed man drowns at lifeguard party celebrating drowning-free summer
Richard
Brazilian man dies after cow falls through his roof on top of him
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Mississippi executes deformed mentally ill man after a last meal of steak, shrimp, Texas Toast, iced tea and a pack of Twizzlers.
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Gay man who tried to poison lesbian neighbors with slug pellets over three-legged cat feud walks free
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Penguins Not Protests on Turkish TV Fuel Anger
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Giraffe Mulling Suicide as ‘Terrorists’ Chant in Cairo
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DSM’s Flirt With Red Hot Mamas Cuts Investor Love for Plastics
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Brokers Go Gray as Youth Proves Unsustainable With No Cold Calls
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Cold War With Soup Tempts East Europeans to Menus of HBO, Sony
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DoCoMo Cash, Girl Band Help Beat Softbank on Costs: Japan Credit
Shanice
Kill Your Wife While Sleepwalking or Get Goldman Touch
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Forex During Birth Shows Asian Women Top Men Private Bankers
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Shark Oil for HIV Shot Takes Cue From Hemingway’s Old Man
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The turkey is ready to eat.
stacy
Visiting relatives can be boring.
stefano
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘All right, but we’re not going to get much done.’
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Planes can go around the world, iPhones can do a zillion things, but humans have not invented a machine that can debone a cow or a chicken as efficiently as a human being.
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They are cooking apples.
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The old men and women sat on the bench.
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John told the woman that Bill was dating a projectile point.
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They fed her rat poison.
Tina Elise
Kids make nutritious snacks.
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Grandmother of eight makes hole in one.
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Drunk gets nine months in violin case.
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Milk drinkers are turning to powder.
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I know the words to that song about the queen don’t rhyme.
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Eye drops off shelf.
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Prostitutes appeal to pope.
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Queen Mary having bottom scraped.
Venere Elise
Miners refuse to work after death.
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Panda mating fails. Veterinarian takes over.
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Complaints about NBA referees growing ugly.
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MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH

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ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT

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Do it in a microwave oven.  Save time.

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Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

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Diaper market bottoms out.

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Is there a ring of débris around Uranus?

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LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH

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Tiger Goes Limp!   Pulls Out After Nine Holes

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Library Vote Upholds Decision To OK Guns But Bans Wooden Shoes

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Poll:  Santorum Comes From Behind In Alabama Three-Way

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Homeless Man Under House Arrest

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Jolie Is Pregnant By Pitt

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Man Arrested After Cops Spot Suspiciously Small Package In His Undies

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Midget Sues Grocer, Cites Belittling Remarks

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Acceptance of Gay Marriage Must Be Won From Bottom Up

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Man On Way To Perform Circumcision Charged With Driving Drunk

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See you next week?
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Andrew, Davies, Nieves & Wall – Coast To Coast on a piece of toast….. by Andrew, Davies, Nieves, & Wall

I got together with some really talented people a while back and we recorded fifteen songs. The whole project is ready to go, and we need your help in getting it out there. Thank you so much.

Sam Andrew     Big Brother and the Holding Company

Andrew, Davies, Nieves & Wall – Coast To Coast on a piece of toast….. by Andrew, Davies, Nieves, & Wall

An album of 15 tracks of original music by Sam Andrew (Big Brother & The Holding Co.), Mary Bridget Davies, Ben Nieves, & Jim Wall

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The stars have aligned!

Somehow, despite a wide geographic gap and an assortment of demanding schedules, a new musical release is in sight for former Janis Joplin band-mate, Sam Andrew, Broadway’s “A night with Janis Joplin” star, Mary Bridget Davies and Big Brother & the Holding Co. alumnus Ben Nieves and Jim Wall. With a collection of original material to record, 60′s rock pioneer Sam Andrew assembled his friends and frequent band mates at Blue Buddha Music Studio in Cleveland, Ohio. The result is Coast To Coast (on a piece of toast) by Andrew, Davies, Nieves & Wall, an album which cohesively and adventurously visits a vast array of styles including rock, jazz, blues, gospel, funk, r&b, soul and country. The track list features many numbers composed by Sam and additional collaborators over a span of decades as well as works written with Davies, Nieves and Wall.

Ben Nieves, Mary Bridget Davies, Jim Wall

Ben Nieves, Mary Bridget Davies, Jim Wall

The songs have been recorded!

The music is, as they say, “in the can”. In addition to outrageous performances by vocalist, Mary Bridget Davies and soul stirring guitar solos throughout, the record features inspired performances by guest keyboardist Chris Hanna, Rob Williams & Jake Wynne on horns and Becky Boyd & Claudia Schieve on Backing Vocals.

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Whether we’re performing together or with Big Brother, A Night With Janis Joplin, The Sam Andrew Band, Color Wheel or any of our other projects, we hope to run into you at the shows. Thanks for taking the time to visit our kickstarter page and an extra special thanks to those of you who contribute. Peace & Love

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Mathaíno perissótera.

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Learn more.

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A lifelong motto.

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Mathaíno = I learn.  μάθημα (máthema) = a learned thing.  Mathemata are “learned things.”  This word is at the root of the word “mathematics.”

Adriana

Mathematics and reckoning (numbers, arithmetic) are not the same.

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Troy, for example, the town that lay between two continents, Europe and Asia, right in the strait that leads into the Black Sea, has a mathematical design.

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Many turf mazes in England were named Troy TownTroy-town or variations on that theme  presumably because, in popular legend, the walls of the city of Troy were constructed in such a confusing and complex way that any enemy who entered them would be unable to find his way out.

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Welsh hilltop turf mazes (none of which now exist) were called Caerdroia, which can be translated as “City of Troy” (or perhaps “castle of turns”).

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The name “Troy” has been associated with labyrinths from ancient times. An Etruscan terracotta wine-jar from Tragliatella, Italy, shows a seven-ring labyrinth marked with the word TRUIA (which may refer to Troy). To its left, two armed soldiers appear to be riding out of the labyrinth on horseback, while on the right two couples are shown copulating. The vase dates from about 630 BCE.

A seven-ring Classical labyrinth. The “Troy” mazes at Dalby and Somerton are based on this ancient design.

Medieval labyrinth

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Of the eight surviving historic turf mazes in England, three have “Troy” names. “The City of Troy” is a small but well-maintained roadside maze near the small villages of Dalby, Brandsby, and Skewsby, not far from Sheriff Hutton in the Howardian Hills of North Yorkshire.

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“Troy”, a beautiful maze in a private garden at Troy Farm, Somerton, Oxfordshire, is rather larger, and “Troy Town” maze on St Agnes, the Isles of Scilly, is a small maze of turf and small stones and is reputed to have been laid down in 1729 by the son of a local lighthouse keeper.

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All three follow the classical labyrinth pattern (as found on coins from ancient Knossos) rather than the medieval variation.

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This  Troy design may be the oldest town planning scheme that we know. Even older than Jericho.

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This Troy design is a mathematical scheme.

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There is a range of views even among mathematicians and philosophers as to the exact scope and definition of mathematics.

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Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) said, “The universe cannot be read until we have learned the language and become familiar with the characters in which it is written. It is written in mathematical language, and the letters are triangles, circles and other geometrical figures, without which means it is humanly impossible to comprehend a single word. Without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth.”

2006 aug 19 Webster Mass

Richard Feynman made the same point:  When nature speaks to us, she uses the language of mathematics.

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Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777–1855) referred to mathematics as “the Queen of the Sciences,””

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Albert Einstein (1879–1955) stated that “as far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”

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The most ancient mathematical texts are Plimpton 322 (Babylonian mathematics c. 1900 BCE), the Rhind mathematical papyrus (Egyptian mathematics c. 2000-1800 BCE) and the Moscow mathematical papyrus (Egyptian mathematics c. 1890 BCE).

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All of these texts concern the so-called Pythagorean theorem which seems to be the most ancient and widespread mathematical development after basic arithmetic and geometry. This theorem existed long before Pythagoras himself did. The Chinese and Egyptians knew it.

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The study of mathematics begins in the 6th century BCE with the Pythagoreans who coined the term “mathematics” from the ancient Greek μάθημα (mathema), meaning “subject of instruction.”  Note that μάθημα is from the same root as “mathaino perissotera,” (I Learn More) the title of this writing.

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Greek mathematics refined the methods (especially through the introduction of deductive reasoning and mathematical rigor in proofs) and expanded the subject matter of mathematics.

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Chinese mathematics made very early contributions, including a place value system.

2006 aug 30 Clitheroe, Lancashire

The Hindu-Arabic numerical system and the rules for the use of its operations, in use throughout the world today, likely evolved over the course of the first millennium CE in India and was transmitted to the west via Islamic mathematics.

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Islamic mathematics developed and expanded the mathematics known to these civilizations.

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Many Greek and Arabic texts on mathematics were then translated into Latin which led to further development of mathematics in medieval Europe.

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From ancient times through the middle ages spurts of mathematical creativity were often followed by centuries of stagnation.

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In 16th century Renaissance Italy, new mathematical developments, interacting with new scientific discoveries, were made at an accelerating pace that continues to the present day.

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The origins of mathematical thought lie in the concepts of number, magnitude and form.

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Modern studies of animal cognition have shown that these concepts are not unique to humans.

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Such concepts would have been part of everyday life in hunter-gatherer societies.

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The idea of the “number” concept evolving gradually over time is supported by the existence of languages which preserve the distinction between “one”, “two”, and “many”, but not of numbers larger than two.

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The oldest known possibly mathematical object is the Lebombo bone discovered in the Lebombo mountains of Swaziland and dated to approximately 35,000 BC.

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The bone consists of 29 distinct notches cut into a baboon’s fibula.

2006 sept 11 Crawley near Gatwick

Also prehistoric artifacts discovered in Africa and France dated between 35,000 and 20,000 years old, suggest early attempts to quantify time.

2006 nov 30 Kihei, Maui

The Ishangi bone, found near the headwaters of the Nile river (northeastern Congo), may be as much as 20,000 years old and consists of a series of tally marks carved in three columns running the length of the bone.

2006 sept 9 Uppsala

It is thought that the Ishango bone shows either the earliest known demonstration of sequences of prime numbers or a six-month lunar calendar.

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Peter Rudman argues in How Mathematics Happened: The First 50,000 Years,  that the development of the concept of prime numbers could only have come about after the concept of division, which he dates to after 10,000 BCE, with prime numbers probably not being understood until about 500 BCE.

2006 sept 8 Stockholm

Rudman also writes that “no attempt has been made to explain why a tally of something should exhibit multiples of two, prime numbers between 10 and 20, and some numbers that are almost multiples of 10.”

2006 june 14 aspen Zélé

The Ishango bone, according to scholar Alexander Marshack, may have influenced the later development of mathematics in Egypt since, like some entries on the Ishango bone, Egyptian arithmetic also made use of multiplication by 2; this, however, is disputed.

2006 nov 28 Tucson

Predynastic Egyptians of the 5th millennium BCE pictorially represented geometric designs.

2006 july 3 Las Vegas

Megalithic monuments in England and Scotland, dating from the 3rd millennium BCE, incorporate geometric ideas such as circles, ellipses, and Pythagorean triples in their design.

2006 nov 27 Phoenix

The currently oldest undisputed mathematical usage is in Babylonian and dynastic Egyptian sources.

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Thus it took human beings at least 45,000 years from the time when they became more or less like us and used language to develop mathematics as such.

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Babylonian mathematics refers to any mathematics of the people of Mesopotamia (modern Iraq) from the days of the early Sumerians through the Hellenistic period and up to the beginning of the Common Era.

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The term Babylonian mathematics is used due to the central role of Babylon as the place of study.

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During the Arab era, Mesopotamia, especially Baghdad, again became an important center of study for Islamic mathematics.

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It’s difficult to find information about Egyptian mathematics, but our knowledge of Babylonian mathematics is derived from more than 400 clay tablets unearthed since the 1850s.

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Written in cuneiform, the tablets were inscribed while the clay was moist, and baked hard in an oven or by the heat of the sun.

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Some of these tablets appear to be graded homework.

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The first evidence of written mathematics dates back to the ancient Sumerians, who built the earliest civilization in Mesopotamia.

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The Sumerians developed a complex system of metrology from 3000 BCE.

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From around 2500 BCE onwards, the Sumerians wrote multiplication tables on clay tablets and dealt with geometrical exercises and division problems.

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The earliest traces of the Babylonian numerals also date back to this period.

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Most of the recovered clay tablets date from 1800 to 1600 BCE, and cover topics which include fractions, algebra, quadratic and cubic equations, and the calculation of regular reciprocal pairs.

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The tablets also include multiplication tables and methods for solving linear and quadratic equations.

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The Babylonian tablet YBC 7289 gives an approximation of √2 accurate to five decimal places.

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Babylonian mathematics were written using a sexagesimal (base-60) numeral system.

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This is where we get the idea of 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, and 360 (60 x 6) degrees in a circle, as well as the use of seconds and minutes of arc to denote fractions of a degree.

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Babylonian advances in mathematics were facilitated by the fact that 60 has many divisors.

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Unlike the Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans, the Babylonians had a true place-value system, where digits written in the left column represented larger values, much as in the decimal system.

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The Babylonians had a place-value system, yes, but no kind of decimal point, and so the place value of a symbol often had to be inferred from the context.

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Seen another way, though, this decimal point drawback is equivalent to the modern-day usage of floating point arithmetic.

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Also, the use of base 60 means that any reciprocal of an integer which is a multiple of divisors of 60 necessarily has a finite expansion to the base 60.

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(In our arithmetic, only reciprocals of multiples of 2 and 5 have finite decimal expansions.)

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This means that there is a strong argument that the arithmetic Old Babylonian style is considerably more sophisticated than that of our current usage.

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The interpretation of Plimpton 322 (the Babylonian mathematical text from 1900 BCE) was the source of controversy for many years after its significance in the context of Pythagorean triangles was realized.

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Problems involving equal-area subdivision of triangular and trapezoidal fields (with integer length sides) quickly convert into the need to calculate the square root of 2, or to solve the “Pythagorean equation” in integers.

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Rather than considering a square as the sum of two squares, you can think of it as a difference of two squares. After division, (c-a)(c+a)= bb becomes the product of two rational numbers giving 1: (c/b-a/b)(c/b+a/b) = 1.

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And then you can solve this by looking at a table of reciprocal pairs.

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Solutions of the original equation are thus parametrized by the choice of a rational number x, from which Pythagorean-triple right-triangles can easily be constructed by integer-scaling a right-triangle with sides of length 2x, xx-1, xx+1 (but only if you wish to do so).

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All Pythagorean triples arise in this way, and the examples provided in Plimpton 322 involve some quite large numbers, by modern standards, such as (4601, 4800, 6649) in decimal notation.

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Egyptian mathematics refers to mathematics written in the Egyptian language. During the Hellenistic period, Greek replaced Egyptian as the written language of Egyptian scholars. Mathematical study in Egypt later continued under the Arab empire as part of Islamic mathematics when Arabic became the written language of Egyptian scholars.

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The most extensive Egyptian mathematical text is the Rhind papyrus(sometimes also called the Ahmes Papyrus after its author), dated to c. 1650 BCE but likely a copy of an older document from the Middle Kingdom of about 2000-1800 BC.

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The Rhind papyrus is an instruction manual for students in arithmetic and geometry.

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In addition to giving area formulas and methods for multiplication, division and working with unit fractions, it also contains evidence of other mathematical knowledge, including composite and prime numbers; arithmetic, geometric and harmonic means; and simplistic understandings of both the Sieve of Eratosthenes and perfect number theory (namely, that of the number 6).

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The Rhind papyrus also shows how to solve first order linear equations as well as arithmetic and geometric series.

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Another significant Egyptian mathematical text is the Moscow papyrus also from the Middle Kingdom period, dated to c. 1890 BCE.

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The Moscow papyrus consists of what are today called word problems or story problems, which were apparently intended as entertainment.

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One problem is considered to be of particular importance because it gives a method for finding the volume of a frustum: “If you are told: A truncated pyramid of 6 for the vertical height by 4 on the base by 2 on the top. You are to square this 4, result 16. You are to double 4, result 8. You are to square 2, result 4. You are to add the 16, the 8, and the 4, result 28. You are to take one third of 6, result 2. You are to take 28 twice, result 56. See, it is 56. You will find it right.”

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Finally, the Berlin papyrus (c. 1300 BCE) shows that ancient Egyptians could solve a second-order algebraic equation.

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Greek mathematics refers to mathematics written in the Greek language from the time of Thales of Miletus (~600 BCE) to the closure of the Academy of Athens in 529 CE.

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Greek mathematicians lived in cities spread over the entire Eastern Mediterranean, from Italy to North Africa, but were united by culture and language.

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Greek mathematics of the period following Alexander the Great is often called Hellenistic mathematics.

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Greek mathematics was much more sophisticated than the mathematics that had been developed by earlier cultures.

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All surviving records of pre-Greek mathematics show the use of inductive reasoning, that is, repeated observations used to establish rules of thumb.

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Greek mathematicians, by contrast, used deductive reasoning. The Greeks used logic to derive conclusions from definitions and axioms, and used mathematical rigor to prove them.

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Greek mathematics is thought to have begun with Thales of Miletus (c. 624–c.546 BCE) and Pythagoras of Samos (c. 582–c. 507 BCE).

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Although the extent of the influence is disputed, Thales and Pythagoras were probably inspired by Egyptian and Babylonian mathematics.

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According to legend, Pythagoras traveled to Egypt to learn mathematics, geometry, and astronomy from Egyptian priests.

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Thales used geometry to solve problems such as calculating the height of pyramids and the distance of ships from the shore.

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He is also credited with the first use of deductive reasoning applied to geometry, by deriving four corollaries to Thales’ Theorem.

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Thales, therefore, has been hailed as the first true mathematician and the first known individual to whom a mathematical discovery has been attributed.

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Pythagoras established the Pythagorean school, whose doctrine it was that mathematics ruled the universe and whose motto was “All is number.”

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It was the Pythagoreans who coined the term “mathematics”, and with whom the study of mathematics for its own sake begins.

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The Pythagoreans are credited with the first proof of the Pythagorean theorem.

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The statement of the Pythagorean theorem has a long history and was known to Chinese and Egyptian thinkers.

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The Pythagoreans are also credited with the proof of the existence of irrational numbers.

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Archimedes used the method of exhaustion to approximate the value of pi, and that’s what it would take, exhaustion.

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I’ll talk a little about the method of exhaustion below.

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Plato (428/427 BC – 348/347 BCE) is important as an inspiration in the history of mathematics and as a guide.

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The Platonic Academy in Athens became the mathematical center of the world in the 4th century BCE, and it was this school that produced leading mathematicians of the day such as Eudoxus of Cnidus.

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Plato discussed the foundations of mathematics, clarified some of the definitions (e.g. that of a line as “breadthless length”) and examined the assumptions everyone had up to that point.

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The analytic method of reasoning is ascribed to Plato, and a formula for obtaining Pythagorean triples bears his name.

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Eudoxus (408–c.355 BCE) developed the method of exhaustion, a precursor of modern integration, and also a theory of ratios that avoided the problem of incommensurable magnitudes

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The method of exhaustion allowed the calculations of areas and volumes of curvilinear figures.

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The theory of ratios enabled subsequent geometers to make significant advances in geometry.

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Aristotle (384—c.322 BCE) contributed significantly to the development of mathematics by laying the foundations of logic, though he made no specific technical mathematical discoveries.

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In the 3rd century BCE, the premier center of mathematical education and research was the Museum of Alexandria.

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It was in Alexandria that Euclid (c. 300 BCE) taught, and wrote the Elements, widely considered the most successful and influential textbook of all time.

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The Elements introduced mathematical rigor through the axiomatic method and is the earliest example of the format still used in mathematics today, that of definition, axiom, theorem, and proof.

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Most of the contents of the Elements were already known, but Euclid arranged them into a single, coherent logical framework.

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The Elements was known to all educated people in the West until the middle of the 20th century and its contents are still taught in geometry classes today.

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I remember this book well.

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In addition to teaching the familiar theorems of Euclidean geometry, the Elements was meant as an introductory textbook to all mathematical subjects of the time, such as number theory, algebra and solid geometry, including proofs that the square root of two is irrational and that there are infinitely many prime numbers.

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Euclid wrote extensively on other subjects, such as conic sections, optics, spherical geometry, and mechanics, but only half of his writings survive.

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The first woman mathematician recorded by history was Hypatia of Alexandria (350 – 415 CE).

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Hypatia succeeded her father as the librarian at the great library of Alexandria and wrote many works on applied mathematics.

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The “Christian” community in Alexandria punished Hypatia for her intellectual “presumption” by stripping her naked and scraping off her skin with clamshells and roofing tiles.

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Apollonius of Perga made significant advances in the study of conic sections.

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Archimedes (c.287–212 BCE) of Syracuse, widely considered the greatest mathematician of antiquity, used the method of exhaustion to calculate the area under the arc of a parabola with the summation of an infinite series, in a manner not too dissimilar from modern calculus.

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Archimedes also showed one could use the method of exhaustion to calculate the value of π with as much precision as desired, and obtained the most accurate value of π then known, 31071 < π < 31070.

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He also studied the spiral that bears his name, obtained formulas for the volumes of surfaces of revolution (paraboloid, ellipsoid, hyperboloid), and an ingenious system for expressing very large numbers.

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While he is also known for his contributions to physics and several advanced mechanical devices, Archimedes himself placed far greater value on the products of his thought and general mathematical principles.

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He regarded as his greatest achievement his finding of the surface area and volume of a sphere, which he obtained by proving these are 2/3 the surface area and volume a cylinder circumscribing the sphere.

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Apollonius of Perga (c. 262-190 BCE) made significant advances to the study of conic sections, showing that one can obtain all three varieties of conic section by varying the angle of the plane that cuts a double-napped cone.

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Apollonius also coined the terminology in use today for conic sections, namely parabola (“place beside” or “comparison”), ellipse (“deficiency”), and hyperbola (“a throw beyond”).

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His work Conics is one of the best known and preserved mathematical works from antiquity, and in it he derives many theorems concerning conic sections that would prove invaluable to later mathematicians and astronomers studying planetary motion.

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While neither Apollonius nor any other Greek mathematicians made the leap to coordinate geometry, Apollonius’ treatment of curves is in some ways similar to the modern treatment, and some of his work seems to anticipate the development of analytical geometry by René Descartes.

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Eratosthenes of Cyrene (c. 276-194 BCE) was the one who devised the Sieve of Eratosthenes for finding prime numbers.

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The 3rd century BCE is regarded as the “Golden Age” of Greek mathematics, with advances in pure mathematics henceforth in relative decline.

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In the centuries that followed, however, significant advances were made in applied mathematics, most notably  in trigonometry to help astronomers.

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Hipparchus of Nicaea (c. 190-120 BCE) is considered the founder of trigonometry because he compiled the first known trigonometric table.

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He was also the first to use systematically the 360 degree circle.

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Heron of Alexandria (c. 10–70 CE) created Heron’s formula for finding the area of a scalene triangle.

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Heron also was the first to recognize the possibility of negative numbers possessing square roots.

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Menelaus of Alexandria (c. 100 CE) pioneered spherical trigonometry with his Menelaus’ theorem.

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The most complete and influential trigonometric work of antiquity is the Almagest of Ptolemy (c. 90-168 CE), a landmark astronomical treatise whose trigonometric tables would be used by astronomers for the next thousand years.

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Ptolemy also created Ptolemy’s theorem for deriving trigonometric quantities, and the most accurate value of π (3.1416) outside of China until the medieval period in Europe.

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The period between 250 and 350 CE is sometimes referred to as the “Silver Age” of Greek mathematics which had followed a period of stagnation in Greek mathematics.

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During this Silver Age,  Diophantus made significant advances in algebra, particularly indterminate analysis which is also known as Diophantine analysis.

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The study of Diophantine equations and approximations is a significant area of research to this day.

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Diophantus’ main work was the Arithmetica, a collection of 150 algebraic problems dealing with exact solutions to determinate and indeterminate equations.

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The Arithmetica had a significant influence on later mathematicians, such as Pierre de Fermat, who arrived at his famous Last theorem after trying to generalize a problem he had read in the Arithmetica (that of dividing a square into two squares).

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Diophantus also made significant advances in notation, the Arithmetica being the first instance of algebraic symbolism and syncopation.

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Meanwhile in China,  mathematics was so different from that of other parts of the world  it is logical to assume an independent development of the science.

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The oldest surviving mathematical text from China is the Chou Pei Suan Ching, variously dated to between 1200 BCE and 100 BCE, though a date of about 300 BCE seems the best guess.

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Of particular note is the use in Chinese mathematics of a decimal positional notation system, the so-called “rod numerals” in which distinct ciphers were used for numbers between 1 and 10, and additional ciphers for powers of ten.

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This system may have evolved from looking at an abacus.

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Thus, the number 123 would be written using the symbol for “1″, followed by the symbol for “100″, then the symbol for “2″ followed by the symbol for “10″, followed by the symbol for “3″.

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This was the most advanced number system in the world at the time, in use for several centuries before the common era in Europe and well before the development of the Indian/Arabic numeral system.

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Rod numerals allowed the representation of numbers as large as desired and allowed calculations to be carried out on the suan pan or Chinese abacus.

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When the suan pan was invented is not certain, but the earliest written mention dates from 190 CE, in Xu Yue’s Supplementary Notes on the Art of Figures.

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The oldest Chinese work on geometry is the philosophical Mohist canon c. 330 BCE, compiled by the followers of Mozi (470–390 BCE).

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The Mo Jing described various aspects of many fields associated with physical science, and provided a small number of geometrical theorems as well.

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In 212 BC, the Emperor Qin Shih Huang (Shi Huang-ti) commanded all books in the Qin Empire other than officially sanctioned ones be burned.

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This book burning decree was flouted in some places, but as a consequence of this disastrous decree little is known about ancient Chinese mathematics before this date.

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After the babarian book burning of 212 BCE, the Han dynasty (202 BCE–220 CE) produced works of mathematics which presumably expanded on works that lost during the holocaust.

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(Notice that the Han period corresponds roughly with the time of the Roman empire in Europe. The Han Chinese are, by far, the largest group in China. They call themselves Han as do other peoples around them. The Japanese word for written characters borrowed from China is kanji which means “Han letter” in Japanese.)

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The most important of Han works that expanded on the earlier burned books is The Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art, the full title of which appeared by 179 CE, but which had existed before under other titles.

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The Nine Chapters consists of 246 word problems involving agriculture, business, employment of geometry to figure height spans and dimension ratios for Chinese pagoda towers, engineering and surveying.

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Material on right triangles and values of  π is also included.

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The Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art created mathematical proof for the Pythagorean theorem and a mathematical formula for Gaussian elimination.

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Lin Hui commented on the work in the 3rd century CE, and gave a value of π accurate to 5 decimal places.

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Though more of a matter of computational stamina than theoretical insight, in the 5th century CE Zu Chongzhi computed the value of π to seven decimal places, which remained the most accurate value of π for almost the next 1000 years.

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He also established a method which would later be called Cavalieri’s principle to find the volume of a sphere.

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The high-water mark of Chinese mathematics occurs in the 13th century (Sung period), with the development of Chinese algebra.

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The classic text from the later Sung period is the Precious Mirror of the Four Elements by Chu Shih-chieh (fl. 1280-1303), dealing with the solution of simultaneous higher order algebraic equations similar to Horner’s method.

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The Precious Mirror also contains a diagram of Pascal’s triangle with coefficients of binomial expansions through the eighth power, though both appear in Chinese works as early as 1100.

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The Chinese also made use of the complex combinatorial diagram known as the magic square and magic circles, described in ancient times and perfected by Yang Hui (1238–1298 CE).

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Even after European mathematics began to flourish during the Renaissance, European and Chinese mathematics were separate traditions, with significant Chinese mathematical output in decline from the 13th century onwards.

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Jesuit missionaries such as Matteo Ricci carried mathematical ideas back and forth between the two cultures from the 16th to 18th centuries, though at this point far more mathematical ideas were entering China than leaving.

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On the Indian subcontinent was the Indus Valley civilization that flourished between 2600 and 1900 BCE in the Indus River basin.

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The Indus Valley cities were laid out with geometric regularity, but no known mathematical documents survive from this civilization.

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The oldest existing mathematical records from India are the Sulba Sutras, dated variously between the 8th century BCE and the 2nd century CE, appendices to religious texts which give simple rules for constructing altars of various shapes, such as squares, rectangles, parallelograms, and others.

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This preoccupation with temple functions points to an origin of mathematics in religious ritual, as was perhaps the case in Egypt.

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The Sulba Sutras give methods for constructing a circle with approximately the same area as a given square, which implies several different approximations of the value of  π.

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In addition, the Sutras compute the square root of 2 to several decimal places, list Pythagorean triples, and give a statement of the Pythagorean theorem.

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These were all present in Babylonian science, which would seem to indicate a Mesopotamian influence on Indian mathematics.

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It is not known to what extent the Sulba Sutras influenced later Indian mathematicians.

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As in China, there is a lack of continuity in Indian mathematics.

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Significant advances are separated by long periods of inactivity.

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Panini (c. 5th century BCE) formulated the rules for Sanskrit grammar.

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His notation was similar to the mathematical notation of today, andhe  used metarules, transformations and recursion.

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Pingala (roughly 3rd-1st centuries BCE) in his treatise of prosody uses a device corresponding to a binary numeral system.

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His discussion of the combinatrics of meters corresponds to an elementary version of the binomial theorem.

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Pingala’s work also contains the basic ideas of Fibonacci numbers, which he called mātrāmeru).

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The next significant mathematical documents from India after the Sulba Sutras are the Siddhantas, astronomical treatises from the 4th and 5th centuries CE, the Gupta period, showing strong Hellenistic influence.

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They are significant in that they contain the first instance of trigonometric relations based on the half-chord, as is the case in modern trigonometry, rather than the full chord, as was the case in Ptolemaic trigonometry.

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Through a series of translation errors, the words “sine” and “cosine” derive from the Sanskrit “jiya” and “kojiya”.

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In the 5th century CE, Aryabhata wrote the Aryabhatiya, a slim volume, written in verse, intended to supplement the rules of calculation used in astronomy and mathematical mensuration, though with no feeling for logic or deductive methodology.

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Though about half of the entries are wrong, it is in the Aryabhatiya that the decimal place-value system first appears.

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Several centuries later, the Muslim mathematician Abu Rihan Biruni described the Aryabhatiya as a “mix of common pebbles and costly crystals”.

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In the 7th century, Brahmagupta identified the Brahmagupta theorem, Brahmagupta’s identity, and for the first time, in Brahma sphuta siddhanta he lucidly explained the use of zero as both a placeholder and decimal digit and explained the Hindu Arabic numeral system.

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It was from a translation of this Indian text on mathematics (c. 770) that Islamic mathematicians were introduced to this numeral system, which they adapted as Arabic numerals.

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Islamic scholars carried knowledge of this number system to Europe by the 12th century, and it has now displaced all older number systems throughout the world.

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In the 10th century, Halayudha’s commentary on Pingala’s work contains a study of the Fibonacci sequence and Pascal’s triangle and describes the formation of a matrix.

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In the 12th century, Bhaskara II lived in southern India and wrote extensively on mathematics.

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His work contains mathematical objects equivalent or approximately equivalent to infinitesimals, derivatives, the mean value theorem and the derivative of the sine function.

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To what extent he anticipated the invention of calculus is a controversial subject among historians of mathematics.

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In the 14th century, Madhava of Sangamagrama, the founder of the so-called Kerala School of Mathematics, found the Madhava-Leibniz series, and, using 21 terms, computed the value of π as 3.14159265359.

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Madhava also found the Madhava-Gregory series to determine the arctangent, the Madhava-Newton power series to determine sine and cosine and the Taylor approximation for sine and cosine functions.

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In the 16th century, Jyesthadeva consolidated many of the Kerala School’s developments and theorems in the Yukti-bhāṣā.

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However, the Kerala School did not formulate a systematic theory of differentiation and integration, nor is there any direct evidence of their results being transmitted outside Kerala.

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Progress in mathematics along with other fields of science stagnated in India with the establishment of Muslim rule in India.

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The Islamic empire established across Persia, the Middle East,  Central Asia, North Africa, Iberia and in parts of India in the 8th century made significant contributions towards mathematics.

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Although most Islamic texts on mathematics were written in Arabic, most of them were not written by Arabs, since much like the status of Greek in the Hellenistic world, Arabic was used as the written language of non-Arab scholars throughout the Islamic world at the time.

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Persians contributed to the world of Mathematics alongside Arabs.

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In the 9th century, the Persian mathematician Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarismi wrote several important books on the Hindu-Arabic numerals and on methods for solving equations.

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His book On the Calculation with Hindu Numerals, written about 825, along with the work of Al-Kindi, were instrumental in spreading Indian mathematics and Indian numerals to the West.

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The word algorhythm is derived from the Latinization of his name, Algoritmi, and the word algebra from the title of one of his works,Al-Kitab al-mukhtasar fihisab al-gabr wa’l-mugabala (The Compendious Book on Calculation by Completion and Balancing).

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He gave an exhaustive explanation for the algebraic solution of quadratic equations with positive roots, and he was the first to teach algebra in an elementary form and for its own sake.

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He also discussed the fundamental method of “reduction” and “balancing”, referring to the transposition of subtracted terms to the other side of an equation, that is, the cancellation of like terms on opposite sides of the equation.

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This is the operation which al-Khwārizmī originally described asal-jabr.

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His algebra was also no longer concerned “with a series of problems to be resolved, but an exposition which starts with primitive terms in which the combinations must give all possible prototypes for equations, which henceforward explicitly constitute the true object of study.”

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He also studied an equation for its own sake and “in a generic manner, insofar as it does not simply emerge in the course of solving a problem, but is specifically called on to define an infinite class of problems.”

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Further developments in algebra were made by Al-Karaji in his treatise al-Fakhri, where he extends the methodology to incorporate integer powers and integer roots of unknown quantities.

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Something close to a proof by mathematical induction appears in a book written by Al-Karaji around 1000 AD, who used it to prove the binomial theorem, Pascal’s triangle and the sum of integral cubes.

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The historian of mathematics, F. Woepcke, praised Al-Karaji for being “the first who introduced the theory of algebraic calculus.”

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Also in the 10th century, Abul Wafa translated the works of Diophantus into Arabic.

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Ibn al-Haytham was the first mathematician to derive the formula for the sum of the fourth powers, using a method that is readily generalizable for determining the general formula for the sum of any integral powers.

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He performed an integration in order to find the volume of a paraboloid, and was able to generalize his result for the integrals of polynomials up to the fourth degree.

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So he came quite close to finding a general formula for the integrals of polynomials, but he was not concerned with any polynomials higher than the fourth degree.

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In the late 11th century, Omar Khayyam wrote Discussions of the Difficulties in Euclid, a book about what he perceived as flaws in Euclid’s Elements especially the parallel postulate.

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He was also the first to find the general geometric solution to cubic equations. He was also very influential in calendar reform.

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In the 13th century, Nasir al-Din Tusi  (Nasireddin) made advances in spherical trigonometry.

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He also wrote influential work on Euclid’s parallel postulate.

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In the 15th century, Ghiyath al-Kashi computed the value of π to the 16th decimal place.

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Kashi also had an algorithm for calculating nth roots, which was a special case of the methods given many centuries later by Ruffini and Horner.

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Other achievements of Muslim mathematicians during this period include the addition of the decimal point notation to the Arabic numerals, the discovery of all the modern trigonometric notation besides the sine, al-Kindi’s introduction of cryptanalysis and frequency analysis, the development of analytic geometry by Ibn al-Haytham, the beginning of algebraic geometry by Omar Khayyam and the development of an algebraic notation by al-Qalasadi.

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During the time of the Ottoman empire and the Safavid empire, from the 15th century, the development of Islamic mathematics stagnated. Why? What happened? This could be called the Arabic question, just as the problem of why China stopped her phenomenal growth and highly advanced development around the time our own Renaissance began could be called the China question. Are civilizations/cultures like plants? Do they have their own internal clocks?

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Interest in mathematics in Medieval Europe was driven by concerns quite different from those of modern mathematicians.

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People then believed that mathematics would provide the key to understanding the created order of nature, frequently justified by Plato’s Timaeus and the biblical passage (Book of Wisdom) that God had ordered all things in measure, and number, and weight.

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Boethius provided a place for mathematics in the curriculum in the 6th century when he used the term quadrivium to describe the study of arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, and music.

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De institutione arithmetica was Boethius’ free translation from the Greek of Nicomachus’ Introduction to Arithmetic.

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De institutione musica, also by Boethius, derived from Greek sources, especially from a series of excerpts of Euclid’s Elements.

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These works were theoretical, rather than practical, and were the basis of mathematical study until the recovery of Greek and Arabic mathematical works.

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European began to travel south to Spain and Italy by the twelfth century seeking scientific and philosophical Arab texts, including al-Kharizmi’s Compendius Boon on Calculation by Completeion and Balancing, which was then translated into Latin by Robert of Chester.

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The complete text of Euclid’s Elements was translated in various versions by Adelard of Bath, Herman of Carinthia and Gerard of Cremona.

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The new translations aroused a new interest in mathematics.

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Leonardo Pisano Bigollo (1170-1250), better known as Fibonacci, writing in the Liber Abaci (Book of the Abacus), produced the first significant mathematics in Europe since the time of Eratosthenes, a gap of more than a thousand years.

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Fibonacci’s book introduced Hindu/Arabic numerals (modus Indorum, method of the Indians) to Europe, and discussed many other mathematical problems.

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The 14th century saw the development of new mathematical concepts to investigate a wide range of problems.

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One important contribution was development of mathematics of local motion.

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Thomas Bradwardine proposed that speed (V) increases in arithmetic proportion as the ratio of force (F) to resistance (R) increases in geometric proportion.

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Bradwardine expressed this by a series of specific examples, but although the logarithm had not yet been conceived, we can express his conclusion anachronistically by writing: V = log (F/R).

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Bradwardine’s analysis is an example of transferring a mathematical technique used by al-Kindi and Arnald of Villanova to quantify the nature of compound medicines to a different physical problem.

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William Heytesbury (circa 1313 – 1372/1373), one of the 14th-century Oxford calculators, lacking differential calculus and the concept of limits, proposed to measure instantaneous speed “by the path that would be described by [a body] if… it were moved uniformly at the same degree of speed with which it is moved in that given instant.”

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Heytesbury mathematically determined the distance covered by a body undergoing uniformly accelerated motion (today solved by integration), stating that “a moving body uniformly acquiring or losing that increment [of speed] will traverse in some given time a [distance] completely equal to that which it would traverse if it were moving continuously through the same time with the mean degree [of speed]“.

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Nicole Oresme at the Université de Paris and the Italian Giovanni di Casali independently provided graphical demonstrations of this relationship, asserting that the area under the line depicting the constant acceleration, represented the total distance traveled.

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Later, commenting on Euclid’s Elements, Oresme made a more detailed general analysis in which he demonstrated that a body will acquire in each successive increment of time an increment of any quality that increases as the odd numbers.

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Since Euclid had demonstrated the sum of the odd numbers are the square numbers, the total quality acquired by the body increases as the square of the time.

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During the Renaissance, the development of mathematics and of accounting were intertwined were studied at the same time.

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While there is no direct relationship between algebra and accounting, the teaching of the subjects and the books published often intended for the children of merchants who were sent to reckoning schools in Flanders or Germany or abacus schools (known as abbaco in Italy), where they learned the skills useful for trade and commerce.

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In the abacus schools principles of reckoning were taught in the vernacular languages rather than in Latin.

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There is probably no need for algebra in performing bookkeeping operations, but for complex bartering operations or the calculation of compound interest, a basic knowledge of arithmetic was mandatory and knowledge of algebra was very useful.

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The Summa de Arithmetica, Geometria, Proportioni et Proportionalità of Luca Pacioli was first printed and published in Venicein 1494,

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The Summa included a 27-page treatise on bookkeeping “Particularis de Computis et Scripturis” (Details of Calculation and Recording). and was written primarily for, and sold mainly to, merchants who used the book as a reference text, as a source of pleasure from the mathematical puzzles it contained, and to aid the education of their sons.

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Pacioli introduced symbols for plus and minus for the first time in the Summa, symbols that became standard notation in Italian Renaissance mathematics.

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The Summa Arithmetica was also the first known book printed in Italy to contain algebra.

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It is important to note that Pacioli himself had borrowed much of the work of Piero della Francesca whom he plagiarized.

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Long passages in the book are merely a restating of della Francesca’s work.

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In Italy, during the first half of the 16th century, Scipione del Ferro and Niccolò Fontana Tartaglia discovered solutions for cubic equations. (“Tartaglia” means “the stammerer,” because Fontana was injured in a battle against an invading French army which caused his speech defect.)

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Gerolamo Cardano published the cubic equations in his 1545 book Ars Magna together with a solution for the quartic equations discovered by his student Lodovico Ferraro.

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In 1572 Rafael Bombelli published his L’Algebra in which he showed how to deal with the imaginary quantities that could appear in Cardano’s formula for solving cubic equations.

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De Thiende (‘the art of tenths’), by Simon Stevin, first published in Dutch in 1585, contained the first systematic treatment of decimal notation, which influenced all later work on the real number system.

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Stevin is credited with the invention of the decimal point, although, as we have seen, place value notation had long been practiced by the Chinese, Indians, Arabs and others.

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Trigonometry grew to be a major branch of mathematics because large areas of the world needed to be accurately mapped and there were many more ships at sea now.

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Bartholomaeus Pitiscus invented the word “trigonometry,” publishing his Trigonometria in 1595.

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Regiomontanus’s table of sines and cosines was published in 1533.

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During the Renaissance the desire of artists to represent the natural world realistically, together with the rediscovered philosophy of the Greeks, led artists to study mathematics and mathematicians to study art.

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Artists were also the engineers and architects of that time, and so had need of mathematics in any case.

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The art of painting in perspective, and the developments in geometry that involved, were studied intensely.

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The Seventeenth Century was an age of science in Europe.

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Robert Boyle began his experiments during this period and Galileo Galilei observed the moons of Jupiter in orbit about that planet, using a telescope based on a toy imported from Holland.

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Tycho Brahe had gathered an enormous quantity of mathematical data describing the positions of the planets in the sky.

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Johannes Kepler, Brahe’s assistant, was also, to put it mildly, very interested in planetary motion.

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The invention of logarithms by John Napier and Jost Bürgi made Kepler’s calculations a lot easier.

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Kepler succeeded in formulating mathematical laws of planetary motion.

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The analytic geometry of René Descartes (1596–1650) allowed those orbits to be plotted on a graph, as Cartesian coordinates.

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Simon Stevin, as we have mentioned, created the basis for modern decimal notation capable of describing all numbers, whether rational or irrational.

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Isaac Newton discovered the laws of physics explaining Kepler’s laws and brought together the concepts now known as infinitesimal calculus.

In one of those congruencies that happen now and again in human history, Newton and Leibniz independently invented calculus at about the same time.

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Probably most musicians have had the experience of writing something, putting it aside, and then hearing it later on the radio, the work of someone else.

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No one copied anyone.

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The idea was ready to be born and it was born in two places at once.

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Consider the countercultural movement that happened in San Francisco from 1965 to 1970.

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That movement, that questioning of authority, occurred all over the world at about the same time.

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The Red Guards in China were a part of that phenomenon, even though it would have disgusted them to realize that.

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It was the Chinese youth’s mission to do away with the old and to submit all received ideas to the cold light of reëxamination.

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There were excesses as there often are in such profound and universal movements.

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One has only to contemplate the Reign of Terror in the French Revolution to see that lawlessness can very quickly lead to fascism.

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Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, who is arguably the most important mathematician of the 17th century, developed this calculus that he and Newton had invented and also much of the calculus notation still in use today.

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In addition to the application of mathematics to the studies of the heavens, applied mathematics began to expand into new areas, as signaled in  the correspondence of Pierre de Fermat and Blaise Pascal.

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Pascal and Fermat set the groundwork for the investigations of probability theory and the corresponding rules of combinatorics in their discussions over a game of gambling.

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Pascal, with his wager, attempted to use the newly developing probability theory to argue for a life devoted to religion, on the grounds that even if the probability of success was small, the rewards were infinite.

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In some sense, this foreshadowed the development of utility theory in the 18th–19th century.

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Leonhard Euler was probably the most influential mathematician of the 18th century.

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His contributions range from founding the study of graph theory with the Seven Bridges of Königsberg problem to standardizing many modern mathematical terms and notations.

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Euler named the square root of minus 1 with the symbol i, and he popularized the use of the Greek letter \pi to stand for the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

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He made numerous contributions to the study of topology, graph theory, calculus, combinatorics, and complex analysis, and a multitude of theorems and notations are named for him.

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Joseph Louis Lagrange, who did pioneering work in number theory, algebra, differential calculus, and the calculus of variations, and Laplace who, in the age of Napoléon did important work on the foundations of celestial mechanics and on statistics, were other important eighteenth century mathemaicians.

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In the 19th century mathematics became increasingly abstract.

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Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777–1855), setting aside his many contributions to pure mathematics, did revolutionary work on functions of complex variables, in geometry and on the convergence of series.

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Gauss gave the first satisfactory proofs of the fundamental theorem of algebra and of the quadratic reciprocity law.

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The twentieth century saw the development of the two forms of non Euclidean geometry.

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The Russian mathematician Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky and his rival, the Hungarian mathematician János Bolyai, independently defined and studied hyperbolic geometry where uniqueness of parallels no longer holds.

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In this geometry the sum of angles in a triangle add up to less than 180°.

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Elliptic geometry was developed later in the 19th century by the German mathematician Bernhard Riemann.

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In elliptic geometry, there is no parallel and the angles in a triangle add up to more than 180°.

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Riemann also developed Riemannian geometry which unifies and vastly generalizes the three types of geometry, and he defined the concept of a manifold, which generalizes the ideas of curves and surfaces.

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Hermann Grassmann in Germany gave a first version of vector spaces, and William Rowan Hamilton  in Ireland developed noncommutative algebra.

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The British mathematician George Boole devised an algebra that soon evolved into what is now called Boolean algebra, in which the only numbers were 0 and 1.

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Boolean algebra is the starting point of mathematical logic and has important applications in computer science.

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Agustin-Louis Cauchy, Bernhard Riemann and Karl Weierstrass reformulated the calculus in a more rigorous fashion.

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Niels Henrik Abel, a Norwegian, and Évariste Galois, from France, proved that there is no general algebraic method for solving polynomial equations of degree greater than four (the Abel-Ruffini theorem).

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Other 19th-century mathematicians utilized this in their proofs that straightedge and compass alone are not sufficient to trisect an arbitrary angle.

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Mathematicians had vainly attempted to solve all of these problems since the time of the ancient Greeks.

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The limitation of three dimensions in geometry, however, was surpassed in the 19th century through considerations of parameter space and hypercomplex numbers.

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The Abel and Galois investigations into the solutions of various polynomial equations laid the groundwork for further developments of group theory and the associated fields of abstract algebra.

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Twentieth century physicists and other scientists have seen group theory as the ideal way to study symmetry.

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In the later 19th century, Georg Cantor established the first foundations of set theory, which enabled the rigorous treatment of the notion of infinity and has become the common language of nearly all mathematics.

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Cantor’s set theory, and the rise of mathematical logic in the hands of Peano, L.E.J. Brouwer, David Hilbert, Bertrand Russell and Alfred North Whitehead  initiated a long running debate on the foundations of mathematics.

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A number of national mathematical societies were founded in the nineteenth century: the London Mathematical Society in 1865; the Société Mathématique de France in 1872; the Circolo Matematico di Palermo in 1884; the Edinburgh Mathematical Society in 1883; and the American Mathematical Society in 1888.

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The first international, special-interest society, the Quaternion Society was formed in 1899, in the context of a vector controversy.

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Quaternions are a non-commutative number system that extends the complex numbers.

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Quaternions and their applications to rotations were first described in print by Olinde Rodrigues in all but name in 1840, but independently discovered by Irish mathematician Sir William Rowan Hamilton in 1843 and applied to mechanics in three-dimensional space.

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Quaternions find uses in both theoretical and applied mathematics, in particular for calculations involving three-dimensional rotations.

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The 20th century saw mathematics become a major profession.

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Every year, thousands of new Ph.D.s in mathematics were awarded, and jobs were available in both teaching and industry.

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An effort to catalogue the areas and applications of mathematics was undertaken in Klein’s encyclopedia.

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In a 1900 speech to the International Congress of Mathematicians, David Hilbert set out a list of 23 unsolved problems in mathematics.

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These problems, spanning many areas of mathematics, formed a central focus for much of 20th-century mathematics.

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Today, 10 of the 23 problems have been solved, 7 are partially solved, and 2 are still open. The remaining 4 are too loosely formulated to be stated as solved or not.

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In 1976, Wolfgang Haken and Kenneth Appel used a computer to prove the four color theorem.

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Andrew Wiles, building on the work of others, proved Fermat’s Last Theorem in 1995.

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“Paul Cohen was one of the most brilliant mathematicians of the 20th century,” said Princeton Math Professor Peter Sarnak, who received his doctorate from Stanford in 1980 under Cohen’s direction.

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Paul Cohen and Kurt Gödel proved that the continuum hypothesis is independent of (could neither be proved nor disproved from) the standard axioms of set theory.

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In 1998 Thomas Callister Hales proved the Kepler conjecture.

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Mathematical collaborations of unprecedented size and scope were happening.

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The classification of finite simple groups (also called the “enormous theorem”), whose proof between 1955 and 1983 required 500-odd journal articles by about 100 authors, fills tens of thousands of pages.

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A group of French mathematicians, including Jean Dieudonné and André Weil, publishing under the pseudonym “Nicolas Bourbaki,”   attempted to exposit all of known mathematics as a coherent rigorous whole.

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The resulting several dozen volumes has had a controversial influence on mathematical education.

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Differential geometry came into its own when Einstein used it in general relativity.

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Entire new areas of mathematics such as mathematical logic, topology and John von Neumann’s game theory changed the kinds of questions that could be answered by mathematical methods.

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In 2000, the Clay Mathematics Institute announced the seven Millenium Prize Problems.

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And in 2003 the Poincaré conjecture was solved by Grigori Perelman (who declined to accept an award on this point).

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Most mathematical journals now have online versions as well as print versions, and many online-only journals are launched.

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There is an increasing drive towards open access publishing first popularized by the arXiv.

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Big Brother and the Holding Company history, part 25: January to June 2013

The 11-13 January   Autograph show    Los Angeles

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Jimmy McNichol had the table next to ours.

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Jon Provost  (Timmy from Lassie)

Jimmy McNichol and Elise Piliwale

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Jimmy McNichol and his sweet mother, the only one who managed to bring an Airedale to the show.

I loved this couple, Valerie Dugan and her attorney.

This artist has a strong, interesting style but no idea of how to do a likeness. Peter looks like Ron Howard.

23 January 2013        Interview for PBS at our old house in Lagunitas.

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Amy Berg, Alex Rodriguez  and Olivia Fougeirol

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Here I am rehearsing in this same room forty-seven years ago.

Rita Bergman and I lived in this little cabin out back. The Sons of Champlin later used it for firewood.  Thank you, Sons.  Well, at least they didn’t cut the redwoods down. I’m going to write about your using my cabin for your firewood.

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24 February 2013        Benefit for Slick Aguilar       Great American Music Hall       San Francisco

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We arrive at two in the afternoon to load an amp in there and get a hotel room.

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There was Adrian, already standing in line, happy as could be.

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It was so good being with Elise. We loved being in San Francisco for recreation, even though she had worked at St. Francis all night the night before and all night this evening too. I walked her to work right from the gig, after we watched a bit of the Oscars.  This was a sweet moment.

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The equipment people are already hard at work. This is supposed to be an acoustic gig, but I saw a lot of amplifiers going in there.

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The Great American Music Hall is a beautiful place. I believe that Boz Scaggs owns it now. We have played there many times over the years and every time was good.

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After loading in, Elise and I walked up Polk Street and looked at the sights.

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This is Polk and Pine from our hotel window. In the 1960s, I spent a lot of time at this intersection, because a friend of mine had a clothing store and the Palms nightclub was right across the street… all at this same intersection.

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Prairie Prince and Donnie Baldwin were kind enough to propel the band this evening, or as Donnie put it, to add some “color.”

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She was taking a lot of photographs.

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Country Joe was the Master of Ceremonies.

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Marty Balin sounded so good. His voice is better than ever and his songs are interesting.

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Min Min Anderson, helpful and sweet as always.

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We’re doing this for Slick and sending him positive thoughts.

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I’ve known Keith for so long. We’ve seen each other for about five minutes a time over the last thirty years. He has a great sound on the sax and he played with Tommy Castro for a long time.

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I love Darby Gould. She sings so well, she’s a professional, she’s good natured, and, darn it, she’s just a beautiful woman.

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This looks like a Frans Hals portrait, doesn’t it?   Chris Smith played keyboards with us and he did a great job.

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The way the gig looked:   Chris Smith, Sam Andrew, Darby Gould, Prairie Prince, Donnie Baldwin, Peter Albin

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Old friend Snooky Flowers.  Snooky and I were in the Kozmic Blues Band.

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I’ve played with Peter Albin for forty-eight years.

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We signed a guitar for the benefit auction.

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Steve Keyser’s version of Darby and me.

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Pete Sears

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Great American Music Hall is right next door to this place.

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The view from our hotel room.

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And a little later…

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Next morning, after Elise got off work, we had a little breakfast.

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She orders for us.

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Then I have an interview at Merle Saunders’ Fenix in San Rafael.

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This is for German television with “autor” Claus Bredenbrock who asks intelligent, thoughtful questions.

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Sol does the sound for the interview.

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1 March 2013            San Diego  and  Tijuana

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There was a very interesting exhibit of board games at the airport.

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Elise found us a beautiful hotel, the Westgate, in downtown San Diego.

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This was across the street from where I did Love, Janis in 2001.

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That’s where I met Kacee Clanton, Sam Monroe, Beth Hart and many other good people. I shot this photo of Kacee in front of a building that doesn’t exist anymore.

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It all changes fast. I tried to look for a hotel that my grandfather managed about the time I was born. It was in the old Fox Theatre building, which is no longer there either.

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This block is now the Copley Symphony Hall building.  My grandfather’s hotel is in there somewhere, but I couldn’t find it.

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I used to draw this statue every day when I lived in San Diego twelve, thirteen years ago.

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The statue is a copy of an Etruscan motif and it was made and cast in Florence.

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Randal Myler wrote and directed Love, Janis, and we all had a good time doing the show.

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Especially because Amelia Campbell was doing the “speaking” Janis. She has such a gift for comedy that every line got a laugh. It was like watching Friends.

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Elise and I walked up to Balboa Park.

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I visited this place with my mother when I was five or six. I’m trying to catch a carp here. Early version of multitasking.

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We went to Tijuana then, and Elise and I decided to go this time too.

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Tijuana has its arch qualities.

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And a tinselly temporariness.

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Are you coming or am I going?

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The green room for a mariachi band on the corner.

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The Mexicans are a very artistic people.

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Trompe l’oeil a la mexicana.

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22 March 2013       interview at eight in the morning on Friday    Sonoma    California

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I drove up to Sonoma, the original capital of California, to do an interview with Mayor Ken Brown of the Bear Flag Party.

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Donna was there and it was fun to talk to her and Ken about a gig that Big Brother would play on 20 April, Marijuana Day, at the Sebastiani Theatre.

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Kurt Krauthamer and Roy Blumenfeld put this gig together for Sonoma and Kurt played harmonica with us on I Need A Man To Love.

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Ken Brown belongs to the Bear Flag Party which refers to a period of revolt by American settlers in the Mexican territory of Alta California against Mexico.

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The Revolt was initially proclaimed in Sonoma on June 14, 1846. Though participants declared independence from Mexico, they failed to form a functional provisional government. Thus, the “republic” never exercised any real authority, and it was never recognized by any nation. In fact, most of Alta California knew nothing about it. The revolt lasted 26 days, at the end of which the U.S. Army arrived to occupy the area.

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Once the leaders of the revolt knew the United States was claiming the area, they disbanded their “republic” and supported the U.S. federal effort to annex Alta California.

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Sonomans are very conscious of being “the first Californians,” and they take great pride in their town and in the Sebastiani Theatre.

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9 April 2013     Today is Elise’s birthday and she has a Director of Staff Development seminar in Lodi, California.

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We get a motel near downtown and I walk there everyday to visit the library.

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Lodi is an interesting city, named for a town in Italy, a lot of grapes grown here.

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We have Elise’s birthday dinner at this place. We were trying to find oysters, but not a lot of seafood this far inland.

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The train runs through the middle of town and you can feel Lodi’s agricultural past here.

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I like the old downtowns of places like this.

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Every morning before going to the library to study I have a double espresso at Tillie’s coffeeshop.

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Peace.

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There’s a science museum for children at Sacramento and Locust, an interesting place.

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Elise and I listen to our hearts beating on this instrument.

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We had a wire recorder when I was ten or so. It used the exact reel spool on the left.

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So, this is what it looks like inside a computer.

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It was interesting watching the kids play with things like this gyroscope.

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I was studying technology in China while we were in Lodi, so exhibits like this caught my eye. The Chinese invented a belt drive like this.

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Malia and Brett. It was quite a coincidence to see them. Brett framed a lot of my paintings in San Rafael.

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The kids stormed through the place.

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Elise and Brett

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Malia and Maya

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Elise doing science.

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Brett has a big family.

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We see this billboard after we leave the museum. That’s my old buddy Joel Hoekstra on the left.

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Goodbye, Lodi.

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20 April      Big Brother and the Holding Company     Sebastiani Theatre   Sonoma  California

Kristina Tom 18 April 2013

Kristina Rehling and Tom Finch getting their harmonies together.

Michael J. Fox

Michael J. Fox, Esquire, public defender, San Francisco, came to our rehearsal. He lives just down the hill from Kristina’s mother, Lynn Giovanniello.

Lynn Giovanniello 18 April 2013

Lynn plays bass viol with the San Francisco Symphony, the Marin Symphony and numerous ensembles in the Bay Area. She is an excellent sight reader, of course, but also has soul and can jam with the best of them.

Lynn Kristina

Mother and daughter. They play string quartets with other daughters. I first knew Kristina as a violinist.

Sandi Freddie Herrera

Sandi and Freddie Herrera. Freddie used to own the Keystones. We worked for him many times.

Valley of the Moon

Sonoma is a beautiful place. The drive from Sonoma to my house in San Geronimo has to be one of the most beautiful in the world. 116 West to Petaluma D Street and then to Nicasio Valley, gorgeous.

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Roy Blumenfeld and Elise Piliwale.  Roy is getting ready to tour with the Blues Project again.

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Tom Sam Kristina

Steve Keyser took this one.

Sam Kristina

And this.

Great Music 30 May 2013

30 May  Cutting Room   NYC

SamCutler Cutting 30 May 2013

We show up at The Cutting Room on 44 East 32nd Street, and there is Sam Cutler, who will read from his book and tell stories about the old days.

Sam still 30 May 2013

I start signing things right away.

Kessler's 30 May 2013

I used to know a guitarist named Josh Kessler, hmmm. I would have asked him to sit in if I had run across him.

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Chealsea Dawn is helping Sam with his book and other merchandise. She’s doing some research on Buddy Miles and I promised I would help her.

Guitarist Cutting 30 May 2013

The Cutting Room is a beautiful place with lots of art, the lighting is good, the people are good, it’s just a great place to play.

Dr. Photo 30 May 2013

Elliot Newhouse, an excellent photographer, is there and I catch him in his identity as Dr. Newhouse.

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Ben Nieves played very well on this and all of the gigs.

Cutting couple 30 May 2013

I walk around and try to see what I can see.

elliot newhouse 30 May 2013

Right before our set, in a typical act of kindness, Ben, observing that I am ill, hands me a huge vitamin pill. Little did I know that it was also “high energy,” which means, I hope, caffeine. I swallowed it whole with no water and it went halfway down my gullet and lodged there. The place was so hot that, two songs into the set, after the pill and the extreme heat, I had to sit down… first time ever in sixty plus years of playing, and we still had a great musical conversation. Dr. Newhouse took this photograph which looks very colorful and rather Renaissance like.

Lisa Mills 31 May 2013

Lisa Mills has sung with me for a long time, but she sounded better than ever on this gig. I think she’s just getting started and she started very well.

High Note Amityville 31 May 2013

31  High Note  136 Broadway Avenue    Amityville    Long Island

Flatbush Avenue 31 May 2013

Next day we set out in our van to drive from Staten Island to Amityville, Long Island, which is out there a ways in more ways than one.

Mills Cutler 31 May 2013

There was no green room, so we sat on couches and chairs near the bar for the eight hours until our set began. Such is the life of a musician.

Jim Lisa Ben 31 May 2013

We took plenty of walks and kept up our high spirits.

Comfort Inn 31 May 2013

I should have just rented a motel in this town, which would have been cheaper in the long run than spending on meals and other passtimes.

Crossroads 1 June 2013

1 June 2013         The Crossroads   78 North Avenue    Garwood     New Jersey

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Garwood was a charming town, slightly gentrified, reminding me of villages in Connecticut or Ross or Larkspur here in Marin County, California.

Crossroads banner 1 June 2013

We played a late night set here. All of the music on these four gigs was good. The band coalesced and Lisa sang so well.

BBHC Staten Island 2 June 2013

2 June 2013      The Dugout Bar    1614 Forest Avenue         Staten Island

Kerry 2 June 2013

Kerry Kearney came to play with us here, and sounded very good on bottleneck guitar as well as the standard model.

Ann S Kerry K m2 June 2013

Ann Sullivan, Kerry’s manager, fanned us in the extreme heat of Staten Island.

Ann Sam Xroads Lisa 2 June 2013

Good feelings, happy times.

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Awards time.

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Flying home from Newark to San Francisco.

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29 July 2013      Fur Peace Ranch       Pomeroy, Ohio

Sam& Elise door Fur Peace

Our honeymoon cabin…

29 June 2013 set One

Jorma signed my set lists.

29 June 2013 set Two

Jorma question

It meant a lot to me to see Jorma thriving and prospering after all these years.  John Hurlbut wrote this question and Jorma asked it. Peter Albin and I liked it that we were here with someone who has figured so largely in our history.

John Hurlbut

John Hurlbut, the factor at the Fur Peace Ranch. Responsible, kind, respectful, capable.

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Rabbits a Fur Peace down the road.

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Changing strings, getting ready for the gig.  Isn’t this exciting?

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Don Aters.

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Jorma and Don.

Elise Fur Peace 29 June 2013

Elise Wainani Piliwale somewhere in the middle of Ohio.

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Don’s Nikon.

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Don shot this one.

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Life at the Fur Peace Ranch.

Fur Peace ranch signs

It’s a happy place.

Jim Wall Fur Peace

Drummer extraordinaire and good friend, Jim Wall.

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Kevin Morgan’s inspired painting of Jorma.

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What bill would be cooler than Lenny Bruce and the Mothers of Invention?

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Don Ater’s superb photo of Levon Helm.

Carla Piliwale

Carla Piliwale, Elise’s mother, at the Fur Peace Ranch.

Edd Hart

Carla’s husband Edd Hart.

BBHC Fur Peace

We’ll see you in part 26 of the Big Brother and the Holding Company history.

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Big Brother and the Holding Company, part twenty-four. July – December 2012

July to December 2012

13 July 2012     What Peter Albin has in his pockets. Some candy, a couple of cigar cutters, ballpoint pens, SuperGlue, it’s a lot of stuff.

We’re in the Detroit Airport waiting for Sophia Ramos and nevously wondering if they ever found Jimmy Hoffa.

Rosa Parks helps balance things out a little bit.

Sophia shows up and orders a tripio.

In the lobby in London, Ontario.

Then, we drive back to Windsor and stay in a hotel right on the Detroit River.

14 July 2012

I take a walk along the river to the Festival.

There were some truly great blues musicians at this event.

It was good to be playing with Ben Nieves again.

And other giants of the blues.

We did a 75 minute set, which is just about the perfect length.

She has a Janis tribute band.

Au revoir au Canada.

San Rafael, Fourth and C Streets, looking east.

It’s always that last leg of the trip home that is the diciest, because that’s where I go into the redwoods to our home on the hectare.

Today I was practicing some scales out on my deck, when I noticed a vivid movement in the bush. It was a fawn gamboling all over the hillside as a new kitty would. Jumping over trees, running through woody paths, leaping over rocks, the young deer gave me a show that I won’t soon forget. She owned the hillside.

Lynn Asher                        Sam Andrew

9 August 2012       Londonderry          New Hampshire

Ben Nieves

John Kane came and interviewed me because he is writing his PhD thesis on Bill Hanley who did sound for us at The Monterey Jazz Festival, the Newport Folk Festival, Fillmore East and several other venues.

Bill Hanley has been called the father of festival sound. He designed and built sound systems for the Newport Folk Festival and Woodstock among many other events.

When the Rolling Stones played at Madison Square Garden, Bill Hanley was the one who made their sound exciting and immediate to the audience.

When Big Brother and the Holding Company played at the very first night of Fillmore East, Bill was doing the sound. He also worked at The Bitter End and many other places where we played, so it was an honor to talk about him with John Kane.

John Kane

John did this illustration of Janis.

Ben            and          Lynn

I thought about this ale name recently on Mayan day.

Erin, Sam and Kelsey       10 August 2012     Foxborough      Massachusetts

Lynn Asher                        Peter Albin

11 August 2012       89 North        Patchogue               New York

We took the ferry from New London, Connecticut, to Orient Point on Long Island.

The trip lasted maybe an hour and fifteen minutes.

When he was in the Coast Guard Academy, my brother Dan sailed on this vessel, The Eagle, to the Mediterranean, literally to “learn the ropes.”

A ferry is alike the world over. She is noisy, clanky, massive, painted many times, disconcertingly punctual and involved with a lot of heavy metal.

You are a captive while on board, which can be a pleasant sensation for some people, an escape from life on land.

While others might feel a slight bout of panic or claustrophobia.

I have played music on ferries in Acapulco Bay, México, and in Puget Sound up in Washington.

We disembark at Orient Point on the north fork of eastern Long Island and drive to Patchogue on the south shore.

Kerry Kearney lives in Breezy Point, Long Island, which is just across from Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn, but he has become something of a mayor of greater Long Island. Kerry sat in with us and played some marvelous guitar, including a fine slide solo on Bobby McGee. It was good to see him again.

Lynn Asher sang well and made a lot of friends. She is optimistic, outgoing, cheerful and she laughs a lot. A good traveling companion.

Joe Healey     Peter Albin     Sam Andrew     Bo Healey     Kerry Kearney

Ben Nieves played some great guitar as always.

All of these photos that have a great look? That look as if they were taken by someone who knows what she’s doing? They were done by Danielle Filasky of Yellow Girl Studios, and, Danielle, thank you so much.

Peter Albin sings Blindman.

I loved playing at 89 North.

It’s a noisy place, friendly, open, like the beach. You feel as if there is sand on the floor.

Everyone seems to be related and there is a loud camaraderie that is quite engaging.

Kerry Kearney brought his Long Island “family,” all of whom were cheerful, hearty and boisterous.

Lynn Asher was uninhibited, happy, having a good time.

And Ben Nieves was his usual shy, retiring self.

Thank you to everyone at 89 North but especially to Danielle Filasky…

You rocked our world until it was upside down.

We hope to see you again soon.

The next day, Ben and I drove to Queens and around the western tip of Long Island into Westchester County.

Past Armonk, New York.

We’re going to Litchfield, Connecticut, through some very beautiful country.

Every town has its church, public house and cemetery.

Ben and I stopped at this one to lay some flowers on a grave and find the stories of those who lie here.

I mentioned earlier that the Romans often wrote on their tombstones: Ubi es eram, Ubi sum eris. (Where you are, I was. Where I am, you will be.)

We come to our Inn which is so beautiful that it reminds me of the Seeschlössl in Velden, Austria.

Later we drive to Norfolk, Connecticut, where I get quite a scare.

The Infinity Hall is such a beautiful place. Mark Twain spoke here. Ben and I visited the little room where he waited to go onstage.

I meet an old friend Mary Carotenuti and her husband Richard.

“Carotenuti” almost sounds like “holding someone dear.”

12 August 2012                    Infinity Music Hall    Norfolk              Connecticut

Peggy Getz

A couple of years ago, for a Heroes of Woodstock tour, Tim Murphy tried to “dress us up” in Ed Hardy clothes. To a man we refused. Our bodies have, er, changed a bit, but there is one body in the band that does just fine with Ed Hardy.

Good night, everybody!

That was a good time.

The Litchfield Inn reminded me of Samuel Johnson who was born and raised in Litchfield, England.

We go home for almost a week and then we play one night in St. Charles, Illinois, but, first, we have dinner.

Elena Lichtenberger                   Jim Wall

Tim Murphy

Tim                             Ben

18 August 2012       The Arcada Theatre      St. Charles              Illinois

We did Bye, Bye, Baby also.

Lynn Asher

Jim Wall                        Bill Graham

29 September 2012        The Monterey Summer of Love Festival       Monterey    California

Stefanie Keys, right, with Nick and Bella de Ville.

Gail Muldrow                  Ed Earley

Laurie Jacobson   Linda Laflamme   David Laflamme   Joli Valenti   Glenn Herskovitz

Tom Finch               Sam Andrew

Galaxy Channel

Rock Scully

Ruth Copland came from England, interviewed me and asked some very good quetions delivered in a most charming manner.

Ed Earley, Sam Andrew Band alumnus from the mid 1990s.

Here we are in July of 1993.

Joli Valenti              Gail Muldrow          I am pestering Gail to come sing with us sometime.

Min Min Anderson      Amani & Grayson Arellano

It’s Groovy Judy!

Allen Weiss and I go  back a long time to pre Big Brother days in San Francisco.

We had a GOOD time at Monterey.         Donna Patterson shot this one.

4 October 2012          The Landmark Hotel          Los Angeles                      Photo:  Howard Sounes

6 October 2012       The Sam Andrew Band       Last Day Saloon        Santa Rosa     California

25 October 2012         The Sam Andrew Band           Sweetwater           Mill Valley       California

Marc Carmi Smith

Kurt Huget

Tom                 Lisa              Sam               David

Marc Carmi-Smith        Stefanie Keys        Rich Kirch

28 November 2012        Sam Andrew Band              19 Broadway          Fairfax, California

Our set list is looking a little more adventurous.

Rich Kirch came along and played guitar on this one, because Tom Finch was in Bali with his wife Tara.

We are doing a Memorial for Kathi McDonald on 8 December, and so this gig is something of a rehearsal for that night.

Marc Carmi-Smith played some excellent drum solos.

Kurt Huget usually plays guitar, but he was on bass tonight.

Glenn Herskowitz came by to talk about the Kathi McDonald Memorial. Always good to see Glenn.

1 December 2012          Palace Hotel     Ukiah Brewing Company         Ukiah       California

Norman and Jane Hudson are restoring this beautiful building.

Sam Andrew                 Jane Hudson

This basement/theatre in the Palace Hotel reminds me of 1090 Page where Peter Albin and I started playing as Big Brother.

Norman Hudson was our host.

Terry Haggerty             Jo Miller

Jerry Miller fingering his Gibson L5 which he has played since the 1950s.

Stefanie Keys         Katie Guthorn

Jody and Chastity Wells

Peter Albin                        Sam Andrew

Katie Guthorn sang with Terry Haggerty and Jerry Miller.

And Ed Vance played the keyboards. That was a very enjoyable set.

Keith Graves                       Stefanie Keys

At our motel, this Moroccan man, Yoba Bouabid, played my guitar in a Django way. Beautiful.

Stefanie Keys

Glenn Herskowitz (left) made the Kathi McDonald Memorial happen.

Steve Keyser

Kathi McDonald

8 December 2012         Kathi McDonald Memorial          Georges       San Rafael      California

Diana Mangano sang As The Years Go Passing By and I’d Rather Go Blind, Kathi’s theme song.

Kristina Rehling sang More and she played a beautiful violin on the rest of the tunes.

Prairie Prince sounded so good.

Prairie, Stefanie Keys, Tom Finch, Elise Piliwale

Call On Me

Linda Imperial  (left with Katie Guthorn and Darby Gould) did How Hard It Is with me.

Darby Gould sang Black Widow Spider.  This was a great moment.

Darby sang Buried Alive In The Blues too.

Linda Imperial and David Freiberg did a beautiful duet on My Romance.

Joli Valenti came up and sang a song by his father Dino… Come on people now smile on your brother, everybody get together, gotta love one another right now. Then Darby Gould sang Heat Wave and Etta James’ Lovin’ Arms.

Linda Imperial                       Diana Mangano

Prairie Prince

Prairie Prince played drums and Peter Albin shared the bass spot with Kurt Huget.

Kurt Huget, Richie Kirch, Lynn Giovaniello and Kristina Rehling

Richie Kirch played some great guitar for his old friend Kathi.

Prairie Prince, Sam Andrew, Tom Finch, George Michalski

Ed Perlstein and Steve Keyser took all of the photographs that look good here. I took the rest.

Snooky Flowers. Ed Perlstein took this classic photograph.

Elise Piliwale and Jerilyn Brandelius

Peter Albin

Barry Melton, Robert Altman, Sam Andrew and Barbara Langer Melton

Vicki Leeds, Jeanne Anderson, Marlene Dupont, Jim Anderson, Sam Andrew

Ann Cohen’s drawing of our band. I see Terry Haggerty there. He did some godlike guitar playing.

I loved playing with Diana.

12 December 2012          Lawrence Shore’s Seminar at Ondine’s            Sausalito      California

Ondine’s is upstairs from the Trident, scene of many an adventure from the late 1950s on.

I read on a plaque that Dave Richards painted the ceiling of the Trident. It doesn’t look like his work to me, but whoever painted it did a beautiful job.

I’m showing you a rainbow, Belvedere, and Angel Island is over my head, if you’ll pardon the expression.

Larry Shore wanted us to have a spirited, freewheeling discussion about the counterculture and what we all meant to each other.

Jesse Bloch came along and filmed everything. He showed me some footage of the Chet Helms Tribute where Kathi McDonald was singing… lovely, sharp, high quality.

Terry Haggerty and I talked about the Sons of Champlin and Big Brother and the Holding Company and our interactions over the years.

Joel Selvin put his Mickey Spillane spin on everything that has happened in the last fifty years.

And Eric Christensen, who has a vivid historical sense, pulled it all together and made it make sense.

18 December 2012      Today I became even older than I already was.

Carla Piliwale (left), my mother-in-law, called me at five in the morning (I was up as I usually am at that hour) and she sang Happy Birthday to me. Her husband Edd said I should put Carla’s rendition on my next album, and, by gosh, maybe I will.

Elise and I drove into San Francisco to find some stairsteps in the inner Sunset District.

These stairs were created by local residents and they are beautiful.

It was fun walking around this neighborhood and looking at things old and new.

We kept climbing and climbing.

There was a huge outcropping of Franciscan rock that I plan to describe in a future writing about the geology of the San Francisco Bay Area.

Elise took some samples and talked about them with me. There was blue schist, chert, sepentenite,

but mostly a lot of Franciscan.

This is the way some of the houses up here are supported.

Narrow steps going higher and higher.

We found the Grandview steps leading still higher.

All this stairclimbing made us hungry so we drove to Clement Street and had some flat noodles at our favorite little Thai spot.

After that, a short trip to Green Apple Books where I couldn’t find a book I have been looking for.

But I did find an edition of the Commentaries of Caesar on the Gallic War which I plan to use soon. Always interesting to be in Green Apple.

Then we made our way home, happy that we had electric power, which we didn’t have when we left, and I heard a phone message from my brother Lee, and so to bed after a happy day.

The audacity of Hope.

Happy 2013 to all of you, my friends…

Rich Kirch                  Jim Anderson

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Polyonymously Perverse

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Polyonomous could mean having many names.  Cicero was known in his time as Marcus Tullius Cicero.  My name is Sam Houston Andrew III.

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Where we lived at the Fur Peace Ranch.

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Melina Riverblues has many names.

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Stephen Bruton, Leah Hawk and Kris Kristofferson.

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Jorma Kaukonen and Don Aters

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Il diavolo si nasconde nei dettagli.     The devil is hiding in the details.

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My beautiful and wise friend Sally.

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We were the Spice Boys.

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The meeting and eating house at the Fur Peace Ranch near Darwin, Ohio.

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I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.                 Ann Coulter (how does she find any?)

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La bottega dei sogni.    The dream boutique.

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If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president.         Ann Coulter.

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The welcome kitty at Fur Peace Ranch.

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I’ll play what you want or I won’t play at all.

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All the world is a birthday cake, so take a little, but not too much.

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Ahahahahhaah, ma che faccia ho!   My god, what a face I have!

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About fifteen minutes from Athens, Ohio.

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I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.      Ann Coulter (noted cheater at the polls).

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I wanted to be successful, not famous.

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Gossip is the devil’s radio.

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Jorma was so kind and generous to us. Everyone was. This was a wonderful stay.

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Le ragazze del rock.         The girls of rock.

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Polls? Nah!   They’re for strippers and cross country skiers.               Sarah Palin.

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I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It’s just that the translations have gone wrong.

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Music belongs to everyone.  It’s only the music publishers who think that someone in particular owns it.

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Don Aters took this photo of Levon Helm.

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Interessante…. dove? come? partecipazione libera?     Interesting… where? how? free participation?

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I could possibly have beaten Senator McCain in the primary. Then I could have been the candidate who lost to Barack Obama. Mitt Romney.

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President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and their team have failed the American people, and that is why their majority will soon be out the door.        Mitt Romney.

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Elise Wainani Piliwale at Fur Peace Ranch: 29 June 2013.

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If someone thinks that “love and peace” is a cliché that must be left behind in the 1960s, that’s his problem. Love and peace are eternal.

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Absolutely all the people I know are a little crazy.

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Che presenza inquietante hai lì dietro di te! Con tanto di simil “funcia”!  What a disquieting presence there behind you! And you can function with all of that!

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As usual there is a great woman behind every idiot.

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Hot Tuna à l’italiana.

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When the President does it, that means it’s not illegal.       Richard M. Nixon.

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People react to fear, not love; they don’t teach that in Sunday School, but it’s true.        Richard M. Nixon.

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Janis Joplin and Jorma Kaukonen sat in an apartment one day and recorded some songs while Jorma’s then wife Margareta typed a paper for her UC Berkeley class in the next room.  This is the typewriter she used.

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The clicking and clacking of the keys went straight onto the tape.

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Ho perso tutte le foto di quella sera tranne la più bella.  I have lost all the photos from that evening except for the most beautiful one.

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It is necessary for me to establish a winner image.  Therefore, I have to beat somebody.      Richard M. Nixon.

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Solutions are not the answer.           Richard M. Nixon.

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Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.     Richard M. Nixon.

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Vanessa Kaukonen made us feel at home on the Fur Peace Ranch. She is Jorma’s wife now and a capable, intelligent woman.

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Mi viene da piangere. Cosa mi sono persa?      I’m about to cry.  Oh, no, I missed it.

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The press is the enemy.            Richard M. Nixon.

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Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren’t for the goddamned people.          Richard M. Nixon.

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John Hurlbut, a prince among men, the factotum at Fur Peace.

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I let the American people down.            Richard M. Nixon.

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Ringrazia la sorellona che ti ha fatto questa foto.      Thank the big sister who took this photo for you.

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What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.    Dan Quayle.

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Peter Albin and I did an interview with John Hurlbut and Jorma. John wrote questions like this one, and Jorma asked them.

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I am not part of the problem.  I am a Republican.       Dan Quayle.

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I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix.     Dan Quayle.

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Ma che figata!

Edd Hart

Edd Hart.  Elise’s mother Carla Piliwale is married to Edd.  We had a beautiful drive through Ohio with these people.

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Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.      Dan Quayle.

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People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.    Dan Quayle.

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Bobby Knight told me this: ‘There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.’ In other words a good offense wins.  Dan Quayle.

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Carla Piliwale.

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Musica e rappoorti umani…camminano insieme.       Music and human relationships…they go together.

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Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They never vote for us.    Dan Quayle.

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I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.         Dan Quayle.

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For NASA, space is still a high priority.        Dan Quayle.

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We stayed in London, Ohio, for a couple of days and I haunted the library.

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Volevo farti i complimenti perchè hai reso perfettamente l’idea di quello che, credo, ognuna di noi pensa. Complimenti!   I wanted to give you my regards because you have rendered perfectly the idea that each of us, I believe, thinks.  Congratulations!

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The future will be better tomorrow.           Dan Quayle.

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I deserve respect for the things I did not do.          Dan Quayle.

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Nella vita e nelle feste non smettere mai di giocare!

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Jim Wall, drummer extraordinaire and good friend.

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It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.       Dan Quayle.

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It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.         Dan Quayle.

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Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.       Dan Quayle.

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Adorabile.

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Peter Albin in the green room at Fur Peace.

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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.           Dan Quayle.

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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.           Dan Quayle.

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.            Dan Quayle.

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I love this Kevin Morgan painting of Jorma.

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This president is going to lead us out of this recovery.            Dan Quayle.

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The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.     Dan Quayle.

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Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can’t do that. It’s gone, gone forever. Dan Quayle.

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Grazie alla fotografa.      Thanks to the photographer.

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The loss of life will be irreplaceable.          Dan Quayle.

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We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.        Dan Quayle.

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I have made good judgments in the past.  I have made good judgments in the future.         Dan Quayle.

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Che uomo fortunato che è Luca…        What a lucky guy Luke is…

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Vanessa, Jorma and John Hurlbut.

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In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get – The Future!               Dan Quayle.

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It’s a question of whether we’re going forward into the future, or past to the back.            Dan Quayle.

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It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.            Dan Quayle.

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Questa è la mia preferita.          This one is my favorite.

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Ben, Sam, Jim, Stefanie and Peter holding forth at the Fur Peace Ranch.

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My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.       Dan Quayle.

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One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’       Dan Quayle.

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This election is about who’s going to be the next President of the United States!          Dan Quayle.

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Veramente bella questa foto.      Truly beautiful this photo.

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Jorma with lovely Nikon.

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Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.           Dan Quayle.

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Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here. Dan Quayle.

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I do have a political agenda. It’s to have as few regulations as possible.            Dan Quayle.

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“Cosa sono questi occhi stupiti”, diceva una vecchia canzone italiana…   “What are those amazing eyes,” said an old Italian song…

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Jorma’s family.

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I don’t watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.              Dan Quayle.

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I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.             Dan Quayle.

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Che belle le rottoballe!          What beautiful bales of hay!

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Jorma on his way to Hawaii.

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I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.                  Dan Quayle.

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I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.                  Dan Quayle.

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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there would be peace.     John Lennon

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If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.               Dan Quayle.

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Non ti facevo così mainstream.       I didn’t think you were that mainstream.

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Jack Nicholson has his eyebrows insured. Jack Casady should probably do the same.

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I’ve never professed to be anything but an average student.                     Dan Quayle.

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Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.               Dan Quayle.

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People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.                Dan Quayle.

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Se tutte le serate finissero cosi…             If only all nights finished this way…

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Reading is like kissing:  with someone who doesn’t do it a lot, you notice it on their tongue.

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It’s a very good historical book about history.                     Dan Quayle.

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It’s rural America. It’s where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real, America. Dan Quayle.

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..chi ci ha già rinunciato e ti ride alle spalle forse è ancora più pazzo di te..   …who has already refused and maybe laughs behind your back is even crazier than you..

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Rabbits in the road at the Fur Peace Ranch.

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Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton.          Dan Quayle.

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Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.             Dan Quayle.

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Space is almost infinite.  As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.        Dan Quayle.

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Sarebbe davvero bello rivedersi!         It would be really wonderful to see each other again.

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Driving into the Fur Peace Ranch in the early morning.

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The more I see, the less I know for sure.

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The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.         Dan Quayle.

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Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less.         Dan Quayle.

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Sentivamo la tua mancanza.        We felt your absence.

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Brett at Fur Peace.

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We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.          Dan Quayle.

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The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive.        Dan Quayle.

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We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. Dan Quayle.

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Stupenda.

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Don’s Nikon.

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We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in ‘Red Storm Rising.’      Dan Quayle.

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We’re going to have the best American educated people in the world.       Dan Quayle.

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What you guys want, I’m for.         Dan Quayle.

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Svegliarsi dalla notte e vedere certe sorprese..       To wake up in the night and see certain surprises..

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Changing strings.

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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush and my fellow astronauts.       Dan Quayle.

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The other day the President said, I know you’ve had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?      Dan Quayle.

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I have a very good family. I’m very fortunate to have a very good family. I believe very strongly in the family. It’s one of the things we have in our platform, is to talk about it.       Dan Quayle.

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Due MITICI!    Two MYTHS!

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Hubert Sumlin. I love his guitar playing.

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When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it’s Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is.       Dan Quayle.

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You do the policy. I’ll do the politics.        Dan Quayle.

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You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.       Dan Quayle.

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Guardali…bellissimi!        Look at them…beautiful!

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Janis!

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We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the Constitution may or may not say.       Dan Quayle.

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El Salvador is a democracy so it’s not surprising that there are many voices to be heard there. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans…I have heard a single voice.          Dan Quayle.

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I spend a great deal of time with the President. We have a very close, personal, loyal relationship. I’m not, as they say, a potted plant in these meetings.       Dan Quayle.

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Che belli che siete!     How beautiful you are!

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Warm, friendly people.

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I’m going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we’ve had in a couple of hundred years.       Dan Quayle.

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Japan is an important ally of ours. Japan and the United States of the Western industrialized capacity, 60 percent of the GNP, two countries. That’s a statement in and of itself.       Dan Quayle.

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The thing is, if you control the Senate meetings, you control the gavel. And the gavel is a very important instrument…an instrument of power. An instrument that establishes the agenda.          Dan Quayle.

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…scusate sono di fretta devo correre a Porcia…..la festa sta’ per iniziare…..  Excuse me, I am in a hurry, I should run to Porcia…the party is about to begin….

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Lenny Bruce and the Mothers.  What a bill.

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Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest.  If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.         Dan Quayle.

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To those of you who received honors and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States. George W. Bush.

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When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $ 2 million missile at a $ 10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive. George W. Bush.

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Non è vero, se non fosse stato per Samuele sarei caduta 8000 volte.   It’s not true, if it weren’t for Sam I would have fallen 8,000 times.

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It was fun driving through Ohio.

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You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.     George W. Bush.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there’s no question about it.            George W. Bush.

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I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.           George W. Bush.

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Voto 10.        I vote 10.

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Educating myself in the London, Ohio pubic, I mean, public library.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.              George W. Bush.

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It’s clearly a budget.  It’s got a lot of numbers in it.             George W. Bush.

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You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.               George W. Bush.

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Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.  George W. Bush.

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We got to put more food on our families.                George W. Bush.

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Bellissime le mie bimbe..      Most beautiful my bimbos.

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The London, Ohio, city hall.

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The legislature’s job is to write law.  It’s the executive branch’s job to interpret law.          George W. Bush.

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Saddam Hussein is a homicidal dictator who is addicted to weapons of mass destruction.       George W. Bush.

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No one was more shocked or angry than I was when we didn’t find the weapons. I had a sickening feeling every time I thought about it. I still do. George W. Bush.

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Ma no te si neanca bona a girar le foto?

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Don Aters captures life at the Fur Peace Station.

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It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.    Ronald Reagan.

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A people free to choose will always choose peace.       Ronald Reagan.

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Ahhh, ecco!  Contenta?     Ah, there! Happy?

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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.       Ronald Reagan.

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But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. Ronald Reagan.

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Polyonymous for sure…

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Elise Wainani Piliwale   and   Sam Houston Andrew III

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Bindle Stiff:  (bundle man, hobo)   Jack London in a 1901 letter, ”Wyckoff only knows the workingman, the stake-man, the bindle-stiff.”

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Come live in my tent and pay no rent.

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Appreciation makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

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Don’t play what’s there. Play what’s not there.

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A good education will show you how little you know.

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If you understood everything I say, you would be I… or me.

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Mistakes in improvised music?  There are none.

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Probably the main duty of the young is to challenge the received notions of the old.

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A jest is a truth with a melody.

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I sometimes wonder if Americans aren’t fooled by our accent into detecting brilliance that may not really be there.

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When are you going to figure it out about guns?  How many shootings is it going take?  They are occurring almost daily now.

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People see the past as better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be

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It says “extinguisher,” but it looks more like “stinker.”

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Anything is possible as long as you keep working at it.  Don’t back down.

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Common sense is not so common.

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You can’t leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I’m the messed-up one in the family.

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I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality.

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The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.

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Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.

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God gives us nuts, but she doesn’t crack them.

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Take a deep breath after any outburst of vanity or complacency.

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It wasn’t Don Quixote’s madness that bothered him. It was Sancho Panza.

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You Greeks are god driven crazy! One of the most beautiful peoples of the kosmos.

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A stairstep not worn by footsteps is only a boring something made of wood.

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Begin with what is right rather than what is usual.

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Women dress for women.

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I’d rather they all hate it and I like it, than vice versa. I make music to please myself first, and if the audience likes it, all the better.

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My father wouldn’t get us a TV, he wouldn’t allow a TV in the house.

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Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all. If anything, they are underrated.

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I’m always happy to have a job.

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Interviews are all right with me. I don’t pursue them. When the people I work with deem them appropriate, I’m perfectly willing to serve.

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Characters with no integrity are just as interesting as characters with lots of integrity.

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I think that no matter how much you don’t like yourself or the drama of your life you can still find some comedy in it.

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The proper union of vodka and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived.

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The mind and the heart have their own logic but do not often let others in on it.

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It’s scary to wake up one morning and discover that your university class is running your state.

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Watch out how you see yourself, because how you see yourself may be what you are.

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Growing old is an interesting process. There’s no cure for it. The best medicine may be laughter, if laughter is any kind of medicine at all.

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I’ll play it and tell you what it is later.

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The universe is truly large. From here to Alpha Centauri is an unimaginable distance, and that is just a tiny, tiny corner in this whole universe, almost imperceptible. So, now, what were you worrying about again?

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The feeling about a soldier is he wasn’t really going to do very much with his life anyway. The example usually is: he wasn’t going to play music that would be as ravishing, enlightening and as impassioned as there ever was, but how do we know this?  History is full of examples of people who were almost going to die, and yet, because of some unlooked for miracle, survived and went on to do such great things that benefited us all. What a narrow escape, and think of those who didn’t escape. Anyone who reads biographies will be very conscious of this.  There is only the most tenuous thread between life and death for us all.  Accidents play a much larger part in life than we are willing to recognize.  What if Jimi Hendrix had been killed in Viet Nam?  Who WAS killed in Viet Nam?

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I wanted to write about a normal young girl whose only difference was that she behaved in the way a boy might, without any sense of guilt on a moral or sexual level.

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If you’re feeling strong and emotional when you’re creating something, it will come out that way.

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Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold.

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Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.

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I don’t really want to control anyone, to be honest.

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Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.

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May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing views. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.

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I speak Spanish to god, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my goat.

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Abolition of a woman’s right to abortion, when and if she wants it, amounts to compulsive maternity, a form of rape by the state.

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The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages, as if the savages weren’t dangerous enough already.

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The tragedy of war is that young soldiers die fighting each other, instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.

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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

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The trouble with returning to a place where you once were is that you can never repeat the same experience.

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Our neoconservatives are neither new nor conservative. They’re as old as Babylon and evil as Hell.

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Ignorance, apathy, hate, fear, greed, as long as these things are in human nature the Republicans will get some votes.

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Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity for the human spirit.

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It’s not the equipment, it’s the operator. It’s the singer, not the song.

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I think when I practice, but feel when I play. The playing occurs ahead of my ability to understand it.

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Some parts of my solos are OK and other parts I can’t stand. You have to live with that.

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I keep reading between the lies.

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I was born lucky. I’ll be the first to admit that.

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TV = Terrible Vaudeville.

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If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional to do a  job, wait until you hire an amateur.

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A person’s intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view she can entertain simultaneously on the same topic.

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Forgiveness is good for your health.

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Aeschylus said that it is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered, but I think I have this quality. Several of my friends have gone on to fame and glory and I very seldom want to kill them.

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OK, I’ll give Brooke back her underwear.

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There are a lot of people in the phone book, but very few ideas.

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Not one of the first six Presidents of the United States was an orthodox Christian.

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The best time to buy something is a couple of years ago.

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We all think we’re going to get out of debt.

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I would have answered your letter sooner but you didn’t send one.

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Much better to desire than to have.

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I’d better say I belong to myself and the world rather than belonging to one nationality or another.

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Nothing is ever the same as they said it was.

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You gotta have swine to show you where the truffles are.

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The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and become interested in someone else’s.

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The thing that’s important to know is that you never know. You’re always sort of feeling your way.

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Artists don’t retire. They stop when there’s no more art in them.

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We might be be the holographic image of a two dimensional structure.

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Tell me about yourself, your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.

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I consider your conduct unethical and lousy.

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There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell them.

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All my life my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.

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I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.

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People look for happiness as a drunk looks for his house: he can’t find it, but he knows that it exists.

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If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally. But try to be creatively lead rather than market lead.

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I’ve been so liberated it hurts.

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Tokyo to Nagoya.

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One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you’re not dead.

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While I have never been a regular churchgoer, I’m anything but immune to the power and the majesty of a spiritual experience.

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I swear, if you existed I’d divorce you.

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In those days, boxing was very glamorous and romantic. You listened to fights on the radio, and a good announcer made it seem like a contest between gladiators.

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The marvelous thing about a double entendre is that it only means one thing.

dale

He won’t, won’t he? Then bring me my boots.

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If Attila the Hun were alive today, he’d be a music critic.

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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up.

andrian

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. She said that I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn’t met me yet.

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If ten was the perfect score, he needed help in French.

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My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.

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The way my luck is going, if I were a politician I’d be honest.

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Nossa! Quanto tempo!

dontan

One of the fundamental truths about marriage. The wife is in charge.  Fine by me.

Back Camera

There is hope for the future because god has a sense of humor and she thinks we’re funny.

samurai

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

bershaid

Do you ever really look at people in a health food store. They are pale, skinny and look half dead. In a steak house you see robust, ruddy people. They’re dying, of course, but they look great.

mony

Wally!

aonii

Old is always fifteen years from now.

eastellon

There are no authorities on love, just those who have had luck with it and those who haven’t.

nee

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Russia 1941

Death is caused by being born.

devin

His eyes so dim, so wasted each limb, that, heedless of grammar, they all cried, that’s him!

nelise

I have one day today, and I’m going to be happy in it.

Das Städel

Anyone who says he understands women is missing a lot.

annie

Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean that the circus has left town.

nimmy

Timmy from Lassie.

Disney

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do.

ilyria

Bella questa.  Che stelline che siete!   What stars you are.

not

I wanted to improve my looks at The Body Shop, but now I’m improving them at the Photoshop.

aoupy

I’m shy, but I’m not clinically shy. I don’t have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

engelo

One way to find out if someone’s honest. Ask. If he says yes, you know he’s not.

otar

In the beginning there was nothing. Then god said, “Let there be light.” So then there was still nothing but you could see a lot better.

binge

Aim high. That way you won’t shoot yourself in the foot.

oudic

People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I’ll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn’t the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.

eoley

Hello Kitty will never speak.

parby

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

perry

As I get older, I get smaller. I see other parts of the world I didn’t see before. Other points of view. I see outside myself more. I was one meter and eighty-five centimeters when I lived in Paris in my twenties and now I am one meter and eighty-three centimeters, so I’m smaller that way too.

Tasmanian Tiger 1933

Better to burn out than to rust out.

ascal

Act the way you’d like to be and soon you’ll be the way you act.

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Partnership is the way.

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Sam Andrew Lisa Battle

When we talk to god, we’re praying. When she talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.

poel

Journalists were so unkind to me. They said I knew only three chords, but they were wrong. I knew four.

caureen

Sometimes the best songs come all at once in twenty minutes or half an hour. Chords, words, melody, everything.

Churchill

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

hit parader

Multitasking?  I can’t even do one thing at once.

pouse

Who’s your real friend? The person who tells you the truth.

aalex

If you think your life is tough, read a bit of history.

fouse

Karl Rove said that if Arnold Schwarzenegger’s father weren’t a Nazi, Arnold wouldn’t have any credibility with conservatives at all.

l'avantage

The advantage for the snorer is that he is the one who’s sleeping.  (Merci à toi, Thomas.)

eourdes

The word “privacy” does not appear in the Constitution.

standard

I want the world to be better because I was here.

manu

Everybody’s nuts. Enjoy the ride.

olise

If you hear me saying, “I’m a serious artist,” please slap me.

quili

“Republican party” is an oxymoron, isn’t it?

ceffi

People take comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.

quirk

Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. Believe in what you are doing.

les

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

omount

You can learn by travel, by reading or by associating with people who are smarter than you.

rig

Advertising can convince you to spend money you don’t have to buy something you don’t need to impress somebody you don’t like.

ingrid

Crime does pay… if you’re a lawyer.

rim

Things aren’t what they used to be, and that’s a good thing.

evin

There is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I’ve never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say that you can become so angry with yourself that you forget to hate your enemy. Actually, I doubt this very much.

paul

A holding company is a guy you hand the stolen goods to when the police arrive.

roe

Marriages are made in heaven. So are hurricanes.

ion

Life is what happens to you while you’re making other plans.

roma

Don’t just do something, sit there.

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asile

If you love someone, say so.

Lisa Dave Tom 1996

What if, at this very moment, we were living up to our full potential?

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aosie

People who complain about President Obama should consider how things would be if Romney and Ryan were running the country.

coriana

Not everyone in Hollywood is on the left.  Just the smart ones.

saroma

Strength doesn’t have to be boastful, belligerent and loud. Quite the opposite, really.

cellen

Every musician knows that a melody can come to you that is so beautiful, so universal that it’s not yours but god’s. You’re just a conduit.

olvia

That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.

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The harder you work, the luckier you get.

sird

Such is life and life is such, and after all it isn’t much, first a cradle then a hearse, could’ve been better, could’ve been worse.

carianna

solor

I started school in Okinawa, Japan, and have never really stopped.

sour

Steam punk can be scary.

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Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.

linda paul

I always wanted to be a physicist, but it seemed that I was doomed to be nothing more than a very silly person.

Sam Andrew motorcycle Lisa Battle

Thank you for being here and we’ll see you next week.

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I Homologate This Message.

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Homologate:   agree with, approve, approbate, sanction, authorize, warrant, countenance, ratify, confirm, confess, acknowledge.

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Janis homologated these images.

Jim Wall, Sam Andrew, Ben Nieves

To render valid by some subsequent act.

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A marriage contract, though defective in legal solemnities, is held to be homologated by the subsequent marriage of the parties.

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Homologate is derived from the Greek homologeo (ὁμολογέω) for “I agree”, which is generally used in English to signify the granting of approval by an official.

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The homologating body may be a court of law, a government department, or an academic or professional body, any of which would normally work from a set of strict rules or standards to determine whether such approval should be given.

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The word may be considered very roughly synonymous with accreditation, and in fact in French and Spanish may be used with regard to academic degrees.

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Certification is another possible synonym.  To homologate is the infinitive.

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Products must often be homologated by some public agency to assure that they meet standards for such things as safety and environmental impact.

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A court action may also sometimes be homologated by a judicial authority before it can proceed, and the term has a precise legal meaning in the judicial codes of some countries, especially in Scotland.

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The equivalent process of testing and certification for conformance to technical standards is usually known as Type Approval in English-language jurisdictions.

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Another example of the use of homologate  pertains to the biological sciences, where it may describe the similarities used to assign organisms to the same family or taxon, similarities they have jointly inherited from a common ancestor.

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So, dear reader, what would this organization, Girls Together Outrageously (GTOs) have to do with the word “homologate?”

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In racing, a vehicle must be homologated by the sanctioning body to race in a given league, such as World Superbikes, International Level Kart Racing or other sportscar racing series.

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Where a racing class requires that the vehicles raced be production vehicles only slightly adapted for racing, manufacturers typically produce a limited run of such vehicles for public sale so that they can legitimately race them in the class.

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These vehicles are commonly called “homologation specials.”

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The term homologation is also applicable in the Olympic Games, in venue certifications, prior to the start of competition.

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An issue was raised at Cesena Pariol—the bobsleigh, luge and skeleton track used for the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino (Turin) —over its safety in luge.

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This delayed homologation of the track from January 2005 to October 2005 in order to achieve safe runs during luge competitions.

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A judge must homologate the plea bargain between the district attorney and the defense.

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Gran Turismo Omologato is the origin of the acronym GTO.

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“We’ve major issues which appear to be discussed in the press. Decisions are made and then we’re asked to homologate these decisions.”

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“What was needed was a more streamlined street car to homologate for racing.”

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Now the same amazing race technology is available in fully homologated form for use on the road by drivers who know what satisfaction means.

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This protective front headlight grill for use off-road is not homologated for on-road use.

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Homologation is the certification of a product or specification to indicate that it meets regulatory standards.

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There are companies that specialize in helping manufacturers achieve regulatory compliance.

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These homologating companies have services that might include the explanation and interpretation of standards and specifications.

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There may be homologatory assistance in plant facility audit and approval, testing and certification of materials, product design consulting, and translation of manuals, legal mandates and other written material.

Melina R

My friend Melina has a beautiful collection of black and white photographs of blues players and she has tacitly homologated my use of them from time to time, just as she may use any image that I have.

chris

I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I will do it again. What do you want? It’s a birthday.

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Reason itself is fallible and this fallibility must find a place in our logic.

Freeman Perry May 2013

We started out as opportunistic renegades. By now, we’ve lasted long enough to become American Original Respectable Renegades.

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I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.  Well, so much for that. OK, then, go out on the bottom, yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket.

jeff air

I don’t miss the rat race, but occasionally I miss the rats.

Janis real

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal, or even inability, to be compromised.

Sam Kathy Nick

The element of surprise is what I look for when I am playing.

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We all come into the world not knowing who we are.

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Women get the work done, with lesser play of ego.

Sam still 30 May 2013

If anyone thinks I am wrong, I am inclined to agree with her.

Sam Janis Winterland PostSteiner

You know what would be interesting to see? A film about an Al Qaeda follower from her own point of view, how she became that, what her ambitions are, her name, her family, her petty dislikes, her secret wishes. This would show us more than a thousand state documents.

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There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us.

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If you want to change your life, change your mind.

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Don’t be afraid of failure. Be afraid of succeeding too early.

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God limited the intelligence of humanity, but not the stupidity.

Melina Ri

One sure way to please a tigress is to let her eat you.

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The biggest risk in life is not taking any risks.

Sam Janis Richard Snooky

A bad temper is a sign of weakness.

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They had several car crashes in that film, but none of them killed the right people.

Sam Janis Peter Monterey

When you see old photographs, it’s lovely to remember being young, but even better to know that you grew up.

Cathy Richardson, Hummingbird

Every now and then do something that you think you are really bad at.

Sam Janis Memphis

Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and some black people love white people. So you see it’s not an issue of black and white, it’s an issue of Lovers and Haters.

bug summer 2013

I like to do interviews where I see that the questioner is pondering his next line while I am answering his last… NOT!

Chuck Flood Hummingbird

I’m definitely not a shopper. I totally hate the process of researching and then haggling for the price. I wish I could just snap my fingers and it would be there. I would pay extra for that, actually, and, in fact, I suppose I do pay extra for that. Actually, I would pay extra for not having the thing at all.

Sam Janis Lag 66

My family were Democrats. In fact, if one of us children was acting up and being stubborn, my father would say, “Stop acting like a damned Republican.”

SamCutler Cutting 30 May 2013

Music is irrational. The better it is, the madder it is.

Humming top & case

Life is a song, so sing along. Life is a game, it’s never the same. Make it your goal to nourish your soul.

jerry lee

This looks totally posed. They’re probably his cousins.

Sam Janis April 1969

On two occasions I have been asked, “Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?”  I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

Hummingback

Neither success nor failure is ever final.

Sam Janis apres baiser

The best command of the language is often shown by saying nothing.

Melina Riv

To make your dream come true, you need to be wide awake.

Cutting 30 May 2013

Bad politicians are elected by good people who don’t vote.

Hummingbird bridge

Look up. When you’re flat on your back, look up.

Sam Janis forward

Don’t worry about what is going to happen. It’s bad enough worrying about what is happening now.

stones early

Everybody doesn’t have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

Hummingbird case open

If you have health, friends and enough money to pay the rent and eat, you have a lot.

sam james peter janis newport

Legends are all about the past and have nothing to do with the present.

Kessler's 30 May 2013

You can’t think clearly when your fists are clenched.

Great Music 30 May 2013

I often play language learning CDs in my car, and I’ve noticed that when I become angry at another driver, I don’t learn anything at all from the CDs. I have to listen to that spot over again. This in itself is educational.

Hummingbird Nudie

I’m the L word.   Liberal.

Sam Big Brother Park

It’s not so much the taxes we pay as it is the feeling that someone is picking our pockets without our knowing why.

Chealsea Dawn 30 May 2013

As long as there is one pretty woman on stage, the theatre will live.

Guitarist Cutting 30 May 2013

When you’re wrong, admit it. When you’re right, be quite.  (Or quiet, whichever is best.)

Cutting couple 30 May 2013

A door is what a cat is always on the wrong side of.

Dr. Photo 30 May 2013

Am I a late bloomer or an early rotter?

Brian Barry 30 May 2013

Most people would rather be right than be reasonable.

Hummingbird, sideways

You cannot move others unless you too are moved.

Flatbush Avenue 31 May 2013

Remorse or reminiscence?

Mills Cutler 31 May 2013

The fruits of our private study should appear in our public behavior.

High Note Amityville 31 May 2013

Sometimes I look at the stars for so long that they seem to move and dance in the sky.

Jim Lisa Ben 31 May 2013

My father seemed to me to know everything, all about the artists in the Renaissance, all about the carburetor under the hood, all about the rocks and how they came to be that way, all about the plants and their histories. If he couldn’t afford something, he would simply make it with his own hands.

Comfort Inn 31 May 2013

Labels are for medicine bottles. Labels are for clothes. Labels aren’t for people.

Lisa elevator

Whoever said, “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,” probably lost.

Crossroads 1 June 2013

People want to matter. Help them to do that and show them that they do.

Hummingbird, stylized image

For the caterpillar it’s the end of the world.  For the butterfly it’s her birthday.

Playland At The Beach

My wife.  She makes life come to life.

Janis with my:our Hummingbird

A professional musician is an amateur who didn’t stop.

Janis Sam Victor Fill East?

If you want something in your life, act as if it’s already there.

Melina Rive

Living to the highest standard you know leads to happiness.

Shiho arms cross Hummingbird

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.

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Learning when to leave is not a negligible part of one’s education.

Crossroads banner 1 June 2013

I have been in the twilight of my career for longer than most people have had careers.

Ann S Kerry K m2 June 2013

Actually, I’ve been in the twilight of my career for longer than many people have lived.

janis blues hall of fame

Music has given me soul.

Kerry Kearney 2 June 2013

Talented people are the easiest to get along with.

Shiho cradling Hummingbird

The simpler it is, the more beautiful it can become.

BBHC Main Squeeze

One must always maintain one’s connection to the past and yet ceaselessly pull away from it.

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When you walk into a party, you don’t see someone’s brain right away, although it doesn’t take long to see her soul.

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No matter what you do, you can’t live in the past.

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I wake up at five every day, even if I went to bed at three. I’m blaming it on my cats.

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The optimist says we live in the best of all possible worlds.  The pessimist fears that may be true.

Andrew_BBHC_Petulia

Write the kind of song you would like to hear.

2009 31 dec Nicole Elise Sophia

No lady is ever a gentleman.

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You begin growing your wisdom teeth the first time you bite off more than you can chew.

1992 sam peter

People worry more about what they can’t see than what they can.

Melina River

It is better to create than to learn.

Elise 7 May 2013

Picture you upon my knee, just tea for two and two for tea.

Kerry 2 June 2013

My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything.

Ann Sam Xroads Lisa 2 June 2013

Life is accepting what is and working with that, or, as my mother put it, you work with what you got.

Lisa Mills 31 May 2013

Everyone has a story that is worth telling and, if told right, it can be a beautiful song.

gate 3 june 2013

Self consciousness, shyness, timidity are all forms of egotism and that’s all right.

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People believe quickly what they wish to be true.

1990 Sam Andrew  Mick Taylor woman

You take the truth and you put a little curlicue on the end.

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Every language has its own song.

1967 Jame Gurley

James Gurley.

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You can’t teach talent, but you can teach competence and confidence.

Spanish

I used to be afraid of being normal even though nothing is normal.

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Films have the power to change people’s minds. A film can make you a better person.  In fact, a film should make you a better person.

Sophia la cantadora

Good old days? What good old days? People who wish for the old days have very selective memories.

1968-Cooke-Joplin

Life is much shorter than it seemed at first.

Sophia & Peter

For at least a hundred and fifty years, America’s best ambassador has been her music.

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Being a musician is just a job, but it can be an interesting job.

Combination of the Two

I was always shy, timid, introverted, whatever you want to call it, and mortally afraid of going onstage. I bet that is true of many, many performers.

Melina Riverb

I wrote Flower in the Sun in a bathroom in Bernal Heights, San Francisco.  It was the only place I could find any privacy.

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I try to live by the Golden Rule.  Most of the time that works.

Andrew 70 pub BBHC

We’re not disgruntled. We’re actually fairly gruntled and couth.

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Anybody can succeed, anybody can play, but you’ve got to work hard to do it.

via San Vitale

I’m a skilled professional musician. Whether or not I have any talent is beside the point. Main thing is to do the job well.

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I read many, many books, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me.

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Many people who are brutally honest are more brutal than honest.

1967Motherload poster signed by Chet

At 53 I got the girl!  Now she’s almost 53.

edmund kean

Dying is easy, comedy is hard, as Edmund Kean observed on his deathbed.

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Comedy is not only hard to act, but hard to write.  As Michael Caine noted, you get one comedy script for every twenty dramas.

SpoerkeRegensburg

Comedy is underrepresented in every actor’s résumé because comedy is very difficult.

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English is clipped in speech.  Texan is clopped in speech.

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Be like a duck, always oily calm on the surface and furiously paddling underneath.

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I admire other musicians but I would never think of competing with them.  What we do is so different. I compete with myself. I have had so many great guitarists play and sit in with Big Brother over the years. More guitar players have performed with Big Brother than musicians on any other instrument. Even singers, and that’s saying something.

Melina Riverbl

The Jack Benny philosophy:   I feel like 39.  At 39 you’re old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with that knowledge.  So I’m staying at 39.  It sounds so much better than 40, doesn’t it?  It sounds better than 71 too, which is what I really am, and very happy to be 71 too.

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Talk low, talk slow, and don’t talk much.

Rushmore

Count your money.  I’m not going to retire, so I don’t have to worry about that part, but you always need about three times as much money as you think you are going to need.

petulia

The first star I saw was Lash La Rue, and I thought, that’s what I want to do, be Lash La Rue.

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If you see money as the solution for every problem, then money is the problem.

Montezano

You get paid the same for a bad gig as for a good one.

matrix fillmore west

My fan mail is enormous.   Everyone is under six.

marionette

To an engineer it’s “good enough for government work.”  To an artist there’s no such thing as good enough.

LARK sam lisa

There are as many ways of loving as there are people in the world.

kelley mouse

I sang before I talked, before I had a memory. When my memory began, I was already singing.

kb

I’m a huge shoe person.   I only wear shoes that are truly enormous.

joplin cotten

Learn everything you can, anytime you can, from anyone you can – there will always come a time when you will be grateful you did.

jimi lagoon

The fact is that great musical pieces take and hold the stage because they provide great emotional experiences.

Melina Riverblu

Success is important only to the extent that it puts one in a position to do more things one likes to do but it’s even more important because it can allow you to help people who truly deserve help.

Janis Joplin Reunion Concert Front

Music is a process which is successful only if it is achieved by people who love to collaborate.

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If you approach a song as though it were something that always went a certain way, that’s what you get. Maybe best to approach a song as though you never heard it before.
Golden Rule

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We all make mistakes. Best to look at them closely, confront them honestly and learn from them.

fear

Are we not all desperate in one way or another?

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I have been the victim of heartless and, worse, pointless malice delivered by stupid people who truly believed that they had something to say.

Elise Greece

Giving a phenomenon a name does not explain it.

elise bratislava

Even the most malignant gods would not continue to inflict life upon humanity, time without end.

Donna Patterson

Don’t rush into adulthood. It is not really all that much fun.

dan o'neill

The only real failure is one you don’t learn from.

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The most important things in life aren’t things.

Melina Riverblue

Promise a lot, and then give more.

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Learning is an avenue to happiness, ever open to those who are deprived of honors or wealth.

cheetah 1967

The worst thing is to get involved with people who aren’t passionate about what they’re doing.

bruce

A little nonsense now and then is good for women and good for men.

Big Brother Maryland

I wish I could understand why the electoral college is necessary.

BBHCGerman

The greatest peril to the soul is an answered prayer.

BBHC Winterland 10 Yrs. After

I don’t have everything I want, but I have a lot that I am grateful for.

1968 sam sepia

You can sell out if you want to, but just because you did doesn’t mean they’re going to keep their end of the bargain.

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1968 july 28 sam janis Newport

In film there’s just one chance to make something decent. In the theatre, you get to do it over and over.

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Don’t worry about being modern.  That’s something you can’t avoid.

71 peter

A miracle can happen at any time.

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Sam Janis gold dress Peter

Don’t be silly and don’t waste your time.

Sam BHOF 2 Jujne 2013

I appreciate the love and respect behind such an award, but I can’t help thinking about people like Blind Lemon Jefferson, Charley Patton, Son House, Skip James, Tommy Johnson, Willie Brown, Geeshie Wiley, Ishmon Bracey, Kid Bailey, Arthur Crudup, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Little Walter,  John Lee Hooker, Jimmy Reed, B.B. King, Howlin’ Wolf, Mississippi John Hurt, Booker White, Furry Lewis, T-Bone Walker and Ike Turner, so I am going to write about them next week.

BBHC Staten Island 2 June 2013

Thank you for being here.

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Hydromancy

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Hydromancy:   Divination by means of signs derived from water, its tides and ebbs.

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Don Graham and Cathy Richardson in Miami.

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Can I take this train to San Francisco?    Why would you want to?  It’s already going there.

babik

He was a gyspsy. He had golden fingers, silver hands and crystal balls.

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Paul Ryan:  Obama is not creating enough new jobs.      Obama: Hey, Paul, didn’t you just get a new job?

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

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Artist to model:   Here comes my wife, quick, take off your clothes!

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Life stands before us like an eternal spring with new and brilliant clothes.

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“Maybe your other models let you kiss them,” she said.   “I’ve never tried to kiss a model before,” he swore.  ”Really? How many models have you had?  ”Four.  A jug, two apples and a vase.”

julie

We’ve got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

adid

As long as I can lift a microphone, then I’ll still do it.

bana

When it comes down to the music, it’s just you and the microphone. It’s not you and the record execs.

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ady

banci

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.

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Wes Wilson’s self portrait?

aeet

I’m not funny. What I am is brave.

aeft handed

bandridge

Luck to me is something else: Hard work.

aencils

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

aerelle

It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

Fariba

Writing briefly takes far more time than writing at length.

bango

aetter

I’m sure that many people must feel this way:  I don’t listen to my music or look at photographs of me.  It’s just too painful.

affy

Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not only the scenery you’re missing by going so fast. You also miss the sense of where you’re going and why,

bank

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.  They are not young and energetic enough to get in trouble anymore, so they think they may as well start cramming for that final exam.

jes

If you’re going to do something, make it right and make it as good as you can. Don’t waste anybody’s time, especially your own.

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ahbaloney

Not only do I not know what the problems are, I wouldn’t even know how to solve the problems if I did know.

reading

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

banube

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.   (True story.)

ai

When I see the Ten Most Wanted list at the Post Office, I always think, hey, if we’d made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn’t be wanted now.

aichard

In cartoons, the person on the left speaks first.

polly chris

To have a liberal temperament is a kind of  advantage, To be able to understand that someone you disagree with is not a terrible person but just somebody with whom you disagree.

lisa

You’re only given a slight dose of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

bar

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation has never been my strong point.

ailar

Billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom.

ailkinson

Comedy should be about attacking the powerful – the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards. We shouldn’t be attacking the vulnerable.

bartan

I’m too old to die young and too young to grow up.

aisang

I don’t like doing it. I like having done it.

aishka

I don’t know any jokes.  I wish I did.

susanna

If it’s the Psychic Channel, why do they need a phone number?

barti

Other than the law of gravity, laws have never really worked out for me.

alan

I feel awkward at parties.   Maybe you’re supposed to feel awkward at parties.

aland

barva

Brave doesn’t mean you’re not afraid.   Brave means you’re afraid but you go ahead anyway.

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albert

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

alert

Money can’t buy poverty.

alisa

I have to do something that is interesting, or else I am lost.

baterhouse

Women and humor are linked very closely.

alter

Weather forecast for tonight:   Dark.

amabo

I have proved to my own satisfaction that I am a little crazier than I think.

bay

I always wanted to be Ray Charles.

veronica

Sexual harassment at work… is it a problem for the self-employed?

amar

I’m reading a book.   You know, it’s kind of like a web log, only longer.

susan

When I have clarified and exhausted a subject, I turn away from it and go into darkness again.

amely

Is it really that important?  I mean, it’s just rock and roll.  It’s not like it’s sub atomic physics or something.

bedith

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

andy

I’ve only been talented about seventy-four percent of the time.

aneil

I had a normal childhood.  Maybe too normal.

bel

Music, like most things, is about listening to other people.

harriet

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

angela

The very existence of assault rifles proves that some time, somewhere, someone said, “Hey, I want those people over there to be dead, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

anis

My feet are all right, I guess. Kind of ordinary, but OK.

bella

Women are interesting, not for the way they relate to men, but for the way they relate to each other.

anna

I’m mostly an improviser.

annie

She had charisma as a child but got over it by the time she grew up.

nra

bemetrion

Start each day off with a smile and get it over with.

annis

I cook with wine.  Sometimes I even add it to the food.

ano

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

beros

anumantha

A rich person is nothing but a poor person with money.

apan

Some things are better than sex, and some things are worse than sex, but nothing is quite like sex. Especially sex in all of its true glory, as seen on sites such as fulltube.xxx so regularly.

beva

Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.

aplin

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

ara

The glass is always half empty.  And cracked.  I think I just chipped my tooth on it.

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Let’s be very honest about what this is about. It’s not about bashing Democrats, it’s not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don’t know their history at all. They don’t even know how to spell. This is about hating that a black man is in the White House.

smoke

Self-esteem comes from what you think of you, not what other people think of you.

arah

I live in Brooklyn.

silvia

I think serial monogamy says it all.

araus

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

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Mr. Putin, send us these three, and we’ll send you these three.

arch

My family’s menu consisted of two choices:  take it or leave it.

archie

The pen is mightier than the sword, and a lot easier to write with.

bhil

I’m a liberal inside a liberal’s body.

ard

I’ve had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge because I can’t remember anything.

aree

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

bill

Golf is more fun than walking through a strip mall naked, but not by much.

arelle

I’ve learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

Danaë

Many jokes state an otherwise unpalatable truth.

arf

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I’ll take it.

bimi

I don’t understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.  And don’t get me started on sound checks.

arine

I have only one real hobby… my wife.

arla

If you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

bingle

Adyson Graham

I’m a big believer in luck. The harder you work, the luckier you get.

narada lynn

I first fell in love with music when I was a little boy. When I first heard music, I felt the beauty in it. Then, being able to tap along on a table top and box was great, but my favorite thing to do was to watch records spin. I would almost get hypnotized by it. These things are what drew me in initially.

arman

Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

arnest

I’m a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

bird

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

sally

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

ary

When I was a child, every book was a children’s book.

asato

Not a day of my life passes without someone saying “Janis Joplin.”   That’s not bad.

bivil

asefa

I like being an old rock musician.  It’s like being an old soccer player.  I’m in the museums and that’s nice, but I’m no longer the person in the limelight, on the spot, doing that thing.

asia

Turkey is the only country on two continents.

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ass

I think comedy comes from a low sense of self esteem, and I certainly have that.

assidy

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

bob

You look just like you.

scalzo

Tracey Ullman, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radner, Lily Tomlin… champions.

assinger

astrid

There are no black people in Afghanistan, so how will they know who to shoot at?

boco

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

at

I spent a large part of my youth in Asia and Europe where the history comes from.

atar

If there is a god, her plan is a lot like not having a plan.

bollins

School doesn’t end when it ends. School is forever.

atlantic

No matter how old you are there’s always something good to look forward to.

aucker

Realizing that no matter what success you’ve achieved, you can still make enemies makes you humble.

boly

augh

Life is a novel. You write a lot of it and someone else writes a lot of it, but you get to write the ending all by yourself.

oscar

As far as I’m concerned, ‘whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Aunt  Bea

Oh, no, it’s just Aunt Bea.     (Cathy Richardson’s way of singing, “Oh, no, it just can’t be” in I Need A Man To Love.)

borse

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

aura

I know this woman and her eyes are far more beautiful even than they are in this photograph.

aus

Women aren’t as mere as they used to be.

boss

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

aush

We’ve all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

ava

Nice to see fresh faces on the political scene in this country.

bouvre

Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come mine sold my mortgage to someone else to avoid having to comply with a foreclosure law?

avine

A lot of people believe what other people say.

awing

I don’t think anyone steals anything, but we all borrow.

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ayton

Every war is won and lost.  Someone else’s pain and joy are as important as your own.

kindness

Everyone responds to kindness.

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Nina Sophia

I’m happy to be alive, I’m happy to be who I am.

a

We just know inside that we’re queens. And these are the crowns we wear.

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These flutes are about seven thousand years old.  The holes are in the same place where they are on woodwinds today.

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The tallest building in the world is now in Dubai, the biggest factory in the world is in China, the largest oil refinery is in India, the largest investment fund in the world is in Abu Dhabi, the largest Ferris wheel in the world is in Singapore.

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One of my favorite times in life is after we’ve played the gig and we are driving home, tired and happy and contented. Soft conversation and companionship.

finelli

I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.

succulents

It’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees, but neither one is a really a good time.

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To read too many books is harmful?    Typical of something Mao Zedong would say.

chitarpa

You can have everything you want in life if you just help other people get what they want.

billie ella

Two people are inside us, the artist and the technician. You’re born an artist and then you have to grow the technician.

inst

I cannot tell you how happy and in love with everything I am.

Sam Darby Donnie

I play music with good people so I can be inspired and so that I can inspire them.

i

So, are you praying to the Jewish Jesus, the baby Jesus in golden fleece diapers, the bilingual Mexican Jesús, the grown up Jesus or the ninja Jesus?

f

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the luster of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist. Akhenaton

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God said to the angels, “I am going to create a beautiful land watered by a silvery river, with trees full of delicious dates, and I shall call this land Egypt. ” And the angels said, “Lord, don’t you think this is a little unfair to the rest of the world?”   And God said, “Just wait till you see whom I am giving them for neighbors.”

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If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors and scissors beats paper, what beats everyone?   A redhead.

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You feel touched and honored and alive when you give to someone.

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Learning is exciting and it keeps you young.

tom cher

Happiness doesn’t come from applause. Happiness comes from believing that you have done something good and meaningful.

Lynn Asher

Why did the blonde smile in a lightning storm?  Because she knew that god was taking her photograph.

ii

Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?

f

Humility may be the mother of all the other virtues.

aaa

Or is it courage?  Is courage the mother of all virtues?  Hard to say.  What do you think?

iii

Or gratitude?  Is gratitude the mother of all virtues?

John Sinclair

You have to be very courageous sometimes to have a positive attitude, because many foolish people assume that anyone with a positive attitude is naïve, uneducated, stupid, and there are a lot of foolish people, many of them rich and powerful.

ff

I am comfortable telling people what my opinions are, but I have absolutely no need to convert them.  À chacun son goût.   I hope I am quoting that correctly. De gustibus non disputandum.  To each his own.  Suum cuique.  Whatever works for you.

catcher

I’ve never felt that I needed a lot of attention, but, then, I’ve never been to a psychiatrist either, so what do I know?

ppp

Better to be wise than smart.

un

You have to keep on living, even if it kills you.

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If we all followed the Book of Leviticus, half the people in the United States would be executed tomorrow.

iiii

If there were a god, what would she think about the phrase, “holy war in the holy land?”

Lynn gamba

Doctor, I’ve been bitten on the leg by a werewolf!     Did you put anything on it?     No, he seemed to like it as it was.

g

Geek alert:   Calculus and alcohol don’t mix.     Don’t drink and derive.

pp

Why did the tomato blush?    She saw the salad dressing.

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How’s your millinery business going?   Oh, it’s sew, sew.     Berthe Morissot.

iiiii

Did you hear about my favorite actress who just severed all her connections?   With her knife?     No, Witherspoon.

h

They were going to let her into Harvard, but she spelled Yale with a Six.

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Elise corner.

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Bachelors have consciences. Married men have wives.         Samuel Johnson

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Why does Snoop Doggy carry an umbrella?      Fo’drizzle.

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Hey… are you Jamaican? Because, JAMAICAN me crazy!

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I was always too mature for my age – and not very happy. I had no young friends.  I wish I could go back to those days. If I could only live it all again, how I would play and enjoy the other girls. What a fool I was.        Maria Callas

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Her surname is Shure. She said, “Do you think people know it?”  and I said, “Are you kidding? To musicians it’s like Coca-Cola or Frigidaire or Kleenex. The thing you have to worry about is that it will become so generic that you will lose the copyright.”

j

Shurely there must be things that you can do with a voice other than stand in front of a microphone and sing.

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Kate Russo in Ko Samui, Thailand, playing some standards on the piano.

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Cat says, “I would like a Bombay….  Martini,”  and the bartender says, “Why the long pause?” and she says, “Oh, I don’t know,  I’m just built that way.”

bb

Better be wronged than wrong, better be cheated than cheat.

jj

In my family tree, depending on which day it is, I’m either the bark or the sap.

fff

We can’t add days to our lives, but we can add life to our days.

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The more corrupt the country, the more laws it will have.

Cathy David Morgan

What do guitar players and a terrorists have in common?   They both destroy bridges.

bbb

I worked hard. Anyone who works as hard as I did can achieve the same results.   J.S. Bach

jjj

It’s far easier to sing to 250,000 people than it is to sing to 25.

trois

When I sing, I feel like when you’re first in love. It’s more than sex. It’s that point two people can get to they call love, when you really touch someone for the first time, but it’s gigantic, multiplied by the whole audience. I feel chills.

gg

Be quick to pardon, quick to forgive, offer your hand as long as you live.

ooo

Being happy at home is the best happiness.

Bonnie Glenfarg

True friends, like Brutus, will stab you in the front.

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We were in Glenfarg, eastern Scotland, between Edinburgh and Perth, in 2006 with our family Carla Piliwale, Edd Hart, Barbara Joy Langer, Barry Melton, Jerry Donohue… that was a good time.

bbbb

All my life I have read the books I wanted to read, with very little direction and purpose.  It has worked for me, but I don’t know that I would recommend it to anyone else.

jjjj

You will never meet a rich person who tries to convince you that having a lot of money will make your life easier.

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People in general are kind but not really just.

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Everyday meet someone new, a new idea, a new beginning, a new direction.

bbbbb

Self confidence and ability usually go together.

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To spend life with a beautiful, happy woman, is anything better?

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Women naturally have so much power that for a long time every law and custom sought to subjugate them.  In fact, this is still the case, but it’s never going to work, I’ll tell you that right now.

hh

Have you ever walked into a magnificent library and thought, “Oh, my god, I will never read a fraction of these books.”  It’s rather like standing on the coast of the Pacific Ocean.

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Sarah with her daughter Adyson in the wilds of Florida.

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If a great tragedy happens to you, it might be worth considering how much a greater tragedy you have escaped.

c

Let each be happy in her own way, for what better way is there?

map Glenfarg

When you choose to be a musician, an actor, a poet, you are going against the odds.  As Ruth Gordon said, Success is a refusal to face facts.

k

Somehow we were given life.   Now it is up to us to live life well.

fff

We all have to die.  Is that a tragedy?  Is it a comedy?  It’s OK with me.  Living forever could be, well, a little repetitious, even for the most creative mind.

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I always have that secret hope that somehow I am not completely ridiculous in the eyes of women.

cc

Don’t stand back and think how scary it is.    Grab the bull by the horns, not the tail.
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How you treat those who are “less” than you… animals, children, the homeless, is the measure of your character.

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Nothing is so good to see as the happiness of one’s wife.

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When you lie in bed at night and you think of all those things from so long ago, things that you wish you could call back and improve, the chance is now. Be a better person now and pay it back. Pay it back ever so slowly. If you live long enough, maybe you can pay it back enough and forgive yourself.

nnnn

Life is a big Otis Elevator.  Some are going up, some are going down, some just get on to take a ride and have a look around.

ccc

If you really love what someone else has done, say so, and then you join in the beauty of it.

kkk

Music is the art of mixing pleasure with truth.

cinq

Pass quickly through your sadness.  Don’t give it any power.

Sam Grass Valley

Don’t think too much about a new project. Begin it. Do it.

ggg

Men are loud and full of bluster.   Women take care of life and give it luster.

nnn

There is no such thing as a wrong note.

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Women always know where things are… unless we’re talking about car keys.

kkkk

Being poor is no disgrace, but it is a very inconvenient place.

hhh

A good marriage is as much about friendship as it is about love.

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If you really want to remember something, try to forget it.

nn

If you believe that people are generally kind and honest, then you are probably kind and honest.

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Life is short. Read the best books you can find. Leave the trashy ones far behind.

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Doing what you love is labor without weariness.

g

You can never be great by imitating. The best you can do is get very close to your model but you will never be better than your model by imitating.

n

Perhaps better to imitate many models and pull together a style of your own.

Claudia Sam

I hate zoos for the same reason that I hate jails.

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If you lie to someone, you hurt yourself more than you do the person who hears the lie.

d

If you really want to remember something, pay attention to it, think about it, note all of its peculiarities.  Sing it.

l

Another good measure of a person is what she would do if she knew she were never going to get caught.

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Do your utmost to find your way into a world of beauty.

cat

If you go into politics you must learn the art of entering a room and knowing who is for you and who is against you.  Great way to live, right?

rocket-drummer

I watch Fox News the way I would watch The Three Stooges or some buffoon program like The Gong Show. How ridiculous are they going to be this time?  In twenty years, mark my words, if they run this stuff on TV it is going to look far more ridiculous than the most corny aspects of, say, I Love Lucy or The Honeymooners.  But just as entertaining.

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Immortality… it just seems to go on forever.

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There have been two great accidents in my life. One was the trolley, and the other was Diego. Diego was by far the worst.

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I don’t like to go to the movies to see violence or some kind of spy thing with all kinds of information you have to assimilate to understand the plot.  First of all, it’s almost always the kind of information you want nothing to do with in your real life. Shady, murky, power without purpose, might without meaning, machinelike and without soul.

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I want a film that is going to entertain me, yes, but I also want that film to make me a better person.

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The future comes quickly, and, before you know it, it’s the past.

gambe

Are you reading this in the bedroom?

dd

Passionate love?  When you figure out how to make that last, let me know.  Otherwise, it’s a spiritual love, work, companionship, respect for the other, kindness.

ll

We’re all going to die, so how do you want to live?

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I’m not asking what the future has in store, I just take each day as a gift and enjoy it.

mmmm

Praise is like chewing gum.  Enjoy it but don’t swallow it.

ddd

Stay on an even keel, be sharp, be wise, be real.

lll

Nothing lasts… not even unhappiness.

sept

Write something and then try to take as many words out of it as you can and still retain the meaning.

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dddd

You learn most about yourself in hard times.

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When it’s an uphill climb, stay calm, stay level in your mind.

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Good health, a good conscience and a comfortable house, every now and then a delicious mouse.

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A garden and friends and books… I have everything I need.

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Experience is as a good a name as any for our mistakes.

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Even while striving, stay calm and keep driving.

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Don’t say good things about someone unless you mean them, and, if you mean them, say them all the time and loudly.

m

I’m so smart that I often don’t understand a word I’m saying.

huit

People are wrong when they say pop music is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what’s wrong with it.

e

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

ggg

Power without probity is pernicious.

ee

Strength without scruple is sick.

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Success is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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I never thought I would spend my life doing something fun.  Of course I never thought at all.

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Inside I am still a geek, and maybe outside too.

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You can do something great not by force, or even by talent, but simply by keeping at it.

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It’s hard to fake creativity and humor.

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All of us should be very thankful that life is unfair.

gggg

I like it when my avocations become my vocations.

ggggg

I’ll go through life either in first class or in third, but never in second.

neuf

I read my favorite books over and over. I have probably read Boswell’s Life of Johnson ten times. And it’s not a little book in any sense.

dix

There is a lot of craft behind comedy, but if comedy is done right, you never see the craft.

hay

You can ask me almost anything and I will answer you as best I can.

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I bet people never asked Edgar Varèse, “Hey, do you ever think of doing funny music?”

bee

I try to do what is real, not ideal.

tee

I travel so much that I love to be at home.

zee

There are always two or three or four sides to every story.

es

What’s interesting about the process of playing music is how often you have no idea what you’re doing.

Dee

There’s a hidden link between absolute discipline and absolute freedom.

are

The old days were the old days and they were great days, but now is now.

eek

If you practice a bit, you can be whatever kind of person you choose, so choose well.

cue

Wit or pleasantry or humor is always to be encouraged… even puns.

onze

People always think that performers are extraverts which is almost never the case in my experience.

pee

Never go anywhere where you have to wear brown shoes.

gee

I couldn’t wait for success, so I’ve gone ahead without it.

oh

Finding fame later in life is much healthier.

ach

If you ever see me in a social setting wearing any kind of sportswear, you’ll know I’m in trouble.

en

I’m not a royal family watcher… not really a watcher of any kind of celebrity, come to think of it.

eye

It makes me happy when musicians get rich, because the odds against it are so great.

elle

Jay

It’s a good thing I brought my library card, because I am checking you out.

Effing

I find it hard to relax around any man who’s got the second button on his shirt undone.

que

What do Alexander the Great and Sam the Ham have in common?     Their middle names.

Em

I rarely leave my house.

douze

I don’t want to associate myself with any specific group of politicians.

konna

I did pick up a guitar once, but the strings hurt my fingers so I put it down again.

kewcey

I’ve always been in the right place at the right time.  I put myself there.

keys

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

kolleen

I’m Jewish, but I’m totally not.

kohen

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

keltic

Of course there is other intelligent life in the universe, probably on hundreds, if not millions of planets. They are all so far away, however, that we may never find them. Space is immense. That’s a good name for it. Space.

kerry

I love to play with great guitar players.  Great guitar players make everything better.

kestrel

I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.

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I’ve become a really honest person since I was a child, but I do have some overdue library fines.

kind

Elise vogue

We’ll see you next week.

sam

Sam Andrew

Monterey jazz

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